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[Knit tie]

Oh, come on, who hates puppies?

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Urist McButcher.

[SealyStar]

Oh, come on, who hates puppies?

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Urist McButcher.

My brother hates all dogs, including puppies. He used to like them, but then he got bitten by a pitbull.

[mastahcheese]

I have an irrational fear of dogs.

[GiglameshDespair]

Oh, come on, who hates puppies?

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Urist McButcher.

Who loves puppies?

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Urist McCook.

Don't worry, I don't like the buggers either. One of the people I knew had a huge german shepard. He couldn't control it at all: if it decided it wanted to eat someone, it bloody well would have.

[Frumple]

... that's no reason to dislike the dog

Pity it, maybe. Treat it cautiously, definitely. But any dislike should be heaped on its owner, not the dog. Don't blame the victim for being abused, y'know?

[DeKaFu]

My sister hates dogs. She claims she isn't afraid of them, just finds them gross and dirty. And way too enthusiastic about transferring their drool and dirt onto you.

Too bad for her I love dogs and intend to get an Irish Wolfhound someday.

[TD1]

Alsatians are the way forward.

[BlackFlyme]

Step-dad troubles.

[MaximumZero]

Step-dad troubles.

Should I email you one of my coupons, redeemable for one facepunch?

"What is this?"
*whack*

[hops]

Now I wonder if it will be MZ teleporting there and punching people, or him soaring through the sky through an intercontinent trebuchet.

[BlackFlyme]

I don't know how well that would work.

He must have mood swings or something. One minute he's fine and the next he won't stop screaming at everyone.

[TD1]

Just because something tends to be done, doesn't mean it should be done.

[Sirus]

Boy, I sure do love getting to work on time, completing my assignment quickly with no fuss, being the very first person here, and then being told that I have to wait for nearly three hours for my next load. Especially when literally every other driver on both halves of the route show up and leave with their assignments while I'm stuck waiting.

[Frumple]

You tend to direct fear at the source of danger instead of the cause.

Yesss... but fear and dislike are different things. I'm phobic of boats (well, boats actively on the water, anyway), but that doesn't mean I have any enmity towards them. They're neat things, I just won't get on them, and just because the back of my mind screams about (probably nonexistent) giant things in the water when I'm on them doesn't mean I don't like 'em in other capacities.

[SealyStar]

1492. Columbus thread.