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[Knit tie]

Speaking of eating coffeebeans, they make for a wonderful cereal when mixed with enough yogurt.

[TD1]

I don't think that's very sustainable
I mean, three oranges for one sip of juice? How wasteful! Though his tactic of imbibing caffeine deserves some looking into...

[Xantalos]

Speaking of eating coffeebeans, they make for a wonderful cereal when mixed with enough yogurt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlKMtrMC1Ps

[Knit tie]

I don't think that's very sustainable
I mean, three oranges for one sip of juice? How wasteful! Though his tactic of imbibing caffeine deserves some looking into...

My grandma taught me how to get 3 glasses of juice from a single orange. The secret is cheesecloth.

Oh, and by the way, I do wonder if the swedish rabid monkeys are ripping off the american bacon addicts of if it's the other way around.

[TD1]

I don't think that's very sustainable
I mean, three oranges for one sip of juice? How wasteful! Though his tactic of imbibing caffeine deserves some looking into...

My grandma taught me how to get 3 glasses of juice from a single orange. The secret is cheesecloth.

So, the Russians are more sustainable than the Swedish? What world have I been living in....

[Knit tie]

I don't think that's very sustainable
I mean, three oranges for one sip of juice? How wasteful! Though his tactic of imbibing caffeine deserves some looking into...

My grandma taught me how to get 3 glasses of juice from a single orange. The secret is cheesecloth.

So, the Russians are more sustainable than the Swedish? What world have I been living in....

We have a rich history of not having fucking anything to eat, so we use our food wisely.

[nenjin]

Tea is the answer. No sugar, just milk. Beautiful, delicious tea.

Tea lacks the punch I require in the morning, both in terms of body and caffeine. I'm seriously not sure if I could hold down an adult life had I not found coffee at the age of 15 or so. I'm that opposed to waking up and functioning before I want to.

Solution

I need to get ready to go work, and my job isn't storming a defended hill side and killing people with my teeth.

And clearly the Swedish Brutal Breakfast works by caloric starvation instead of excess, because he only got about 5 % of any of that food in him.

Oh, and by the way, I do wonder if the swedish rabid monkeys are ripping off the american bacon addicts of if it's the other way around.

Neither. Epic Meal Time actually manages to eat most of what they prepare

And holy smorgasbord of ninjas!

[Knit tie]

Neither. Epic Meal Time actually manages to eat most of what they prepare
And holy smorgasbord of ninjas!

Then how the fuck are they still alive?

[kisame12794]

'Murrica.

[scrdest]

Neither. Epic Meal Time actually manages to eat most of what they prepare
And holy smorgasbord of ninjas!

Then how the fuck are they still alive?

Maybe they don't?

Epic Zombie Time?

[Knit tie]

I mean, I once ate the still-beating heart of a hugeass black grouse, but I did it on a bet and hearts don't tend to fucking kill you like so much fat and salt is known to do.

[RedKing]

Tea is the answer. No sugar, just milk. Beautiful, delicious tea.

Tea lacks the punch I require in the morning, both in terms of body and caffeine. I'm seriously not sure if I could hold down an adult life had I not found coffee at the age of 15 or so. I'm that opposed to waking up and functioning before I want to.

Solution

Was that....lefsa with a pickle? 

[Aklyon]

Neither. Epic Meal Time actually manages to eat most of what they prepare
And holy smorgasbord of ninjas!

Then how the fuck are they still alive?

Internet magics.

[BlackFlyme]

Updated all my drivers. Double checked my graphics settings.

Dark Souls 2 still crashes as soon as the window opens.

[nenjin]

Neither. Epic Meal Time actually manages to eat most of what they prepare
And holy smorgasbord of ninjas!

Then how the fuck are they still alive?

Internet magics.

Touche'. They also usually have about 3 people eating off camera too.