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[SealyStar]

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There's no way that 4chan isn't behind this. Even though "Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere: Three Novels" sounds like a book that Bay12 would write.

Wow. That's, uh, something.

[Furtuka]

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There's no way that 4chan isn't behind this.

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[Knit tie]

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There's no way that 4chan isn't behind this.

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Congratulations, idiots, you've successfully made an internet equivalent of drawing a dick on a bathroom stall. I hope you are all proud of yourselves.

[Tawa]

No guys.

We would write "Slaughter Murder Dwarf Smash Kill Dwarf Slay Maim Dwarf: Fight Crush Dwarf Insanity Sadism Dwarf Dwarf Dwarf Dwarf Bay Twelve Dwarf: Destructive Forumites Fueled by Prepared Dwarf Intestines on the Tooth of Skunks: Seventy-Seven and a Half Novels".

[scrdest]

No guys.

We would write "Slaughter Murder Dwarf Smash Kill Dwarf Slay Maim Dwarf: Fight Crush Dwarf Insanity Sadism Dwarf Dwarf Dwarf Dwarf Bay Twelve Dwarf: Destructive Forumites Fueled by Prepared Dwarf Intestines on the Tooth of Skunks: Seventy-Seven and a Half Novels".

I'd say more along the lines of: "The Abridged Guide To Committing Genocide With A Toothpick: Part One (1-10 000)"

[Knit tie]

No guys.

We would write "Slaughter Murder Dwarf Smash Kill Dwarf Slay Maim Dwarf: Fight Crush Dwarf Insanity Sadism Dwarf Dwarf Dwarf Dwarf Bay Twelve Dwarf: Destructive Forumites Fueled by Prepared Dwarf Intestines on the Tooth of Skunks: Seventy-Seven and a Half Novels".

I'd say more along the lines of: "The Abridged Guide To Committing Genocide With A Toothpick: Part One (1-10 000)"

"Be a Dwarf! A Guide to Finding Brutally Difficult Solutions to Problems That Don't Exist."

[TD1]

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There's no way that 4chan isn't behind this.

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I only just heard of Godwin's Law.

I am now assured of its validity.

And:
A Basic Introduction to the Art of Drinking, Fighting and Whoring by Bay12 Community; Not Opening This Book Will Drive You Mad With Curiosity

[Tawa]

The Sub-Subtitle for it should be "And you'll go stark raving mad/berserk/be struck by melancholy if you don't open it anyway!"

[Lagslayer]

Oh, 4chan. You so silly.

[Mr. Strange]

There is no subject more rageworthy than horrible parents.
+15/16 to Vector, whoever he/she/it/them may be. It's usefull that I consider people to be what they use as their avatar. That makes Vector some sort of pastry with strawberry...

[Knit tie]

There is no subject more rageworthy than horrible parents.
+15/16 to Vector, whoever he/she/it/them may be. It's usefull that I consider people to be what they use as their avatar. That makes Vector some sort of pastry with strawberry...

Absolutely delicious - looking pastry, I must add.

[Baffler]

There is no subject more rageworthy than horrible parents.
+15/16 to Vector, whoever he/she/it/them may be. It's usefull that I consider people to be what they use as their avatar. That makes Vector some sort of pastry with strawberry...

Absolutely delicious - looking pastry, I must add.

+17(?), for what it's worth.

[Bauglir]

The Sub-Subtitle for it should be "And you'll go stark raving mad/berserk/be struck by melancholy if you don't open it anyway!"

We'd probably publish The Abridged Introduction to Understanding Dwarf Fortress: Pocket Edition.

[Elephant Parade]

There is no subject more rageworthy than horrible parents.
+15/16 to Vector, whoever he/she/it/them may be. It's usefull that I consider people to be what they use as their avatar. That makes Vector some sort of pastry with strawberry...

Absolutely delicious - looking pastry, I must add.

+17(?), for what it's worth.

+18. I can't think of anything to say that hasn't already been said, but yeah. Bad parents are bad.

[Empiricist]

There is no subject more rageworthy than horrible parents.
+15/16 to Vector, whoever he/she/it/them may be. It's usefull that I consider people to be what they use as their avatar. That makes Vector some sort of pastry with strawberry...

Absolutely delicious - looking pastry, I must add.

+17(?), for what it's worth.

+18. I can't think of anything to say that hasn't already been said, but yeah. Bad parents are bad.

+19, hopefully this steadily incrementing number signifying people who care is comforting in its own unique way.