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[Parsely]

There's a reason they breed so fast. It has to be higher than the death by stomp ratio.

[Vector]

Fucking abusive parents.

"Change everything about yourself that I don't like, and then MAYBE I'll stop dismissively saying 'That's not true' and ending the conversation."

[Elephant Parade]

Spiders are unbelievably horrifying and I hate them. I don't go out of my way to kill every spider I see, but if they're in my house they're getting squashed.

[misko27]

My policy is that if it is outside of my house and I don't have any good reason to kill it the spider (or insect) lives. Else, death by any means I can bring to bear.

[Graknorke]

Spiders are unbelievably horrifying and I hate them.

Is it really time for the cute jumping spider artillery already? It was last out only a few weeks ago.

[Parsely]

All bugs get stomped. Puppies get cuddles, stray cats get shooed. Birds get ignored unless they're on the porch. Dragons get run away from. Dorfs get ale.

[Knit tie]

Fucking abusive parents.

"Change everything about yourself that I don't like, and then MAYBE I'll stop dismissively saying 'That's not true' and ending the conversation."

Jesus, Vector, what kind of little personal inescapable hell are you living in?

[mastahcheese]

Fucking abusive parents.

"Change everything about yourself that I don't like, and then MAYBE I'll stop dismissively saying 'That's not true' and ending the conversation."

Jesus, Vector, what kind of little personal inescapable hell are you living in?

A hell with abusive parents. And it really doesn't even matter what you do, they'll never change.
My dad still hates me because I was born a guy, and for a thousand other bullshit reasons. Like I can fucking fix that.

[Knit tie]

Fucking abusive parents.

"Change everything about yourself that I don't like, and then MAYBE I'll stop dismissively saying 'That's not true' and ending the conversation."

Jesus, Vector, what kind of little personal inescapable hell are you living in?

A hell with abusive parents. And it really doesn't even matter what you do, they'll never change.
My dad still hates me because I was born a guy, and for a thousand other bullshit reasons. Like I can fucking fix that.

Situations like this is why I have a fit every time somebody tries to tell me about the "value of the family" and that I should marry and have kids. I am not sadistic enough to be a parent.

[mastahcheese]

Situations like this is why I have a fit every time somebody tries to tell me about the "value of the family" and that I should marry and have kids. I am not sadistic enough to be a parent.

Oh, I have the same fit, trust me.
Thank god that me and wife both agree that we don't want kids.

[Descan]

Children are vile beasts.

I should know, I used to be one.

[Knit tie]

Seriously, I don't wanna torture me and my future wife with kids and the poor bastards with existence. But my parents just won't shut up about how they want me to give them at least five grandchildren, despite the fact that I was utterly crazy for the first 15 years of my life and made their lives a living hell and also the fact that they can't stand each other and my mom hates her life.

Soviet Union brainwashes you good.

Children are vile beasts.

I should know, I used to be one.

My point exactly. And the payoff is almost never worth it.

[mastahcheese]

Heh, they can't even make the argument to me that I need to carry on the family name, because I changed my last name to my wife's name! So they can suck it.

[Knit tie]

Heh, they can't even make the argument to me that I need to carry on the family name, because I changed my last name to my wife's name! So they can suck it.

Oh yeah, I'm so gonna do it too. My family name sucks anyway, I'd like it to be something edgy, like "Ravenscroft", instead.

[Descan]

* Descan shrug

I'll probably just change my last-name anyway.