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[scrdest]

You also forgot the extremely permissive "stand your ground" gun laws.

One would think one would need as much judiciary support to defend one's self from jewish meth grannies as possible.

Firearms are kind of overkill though. Just kick their walkers away.

Although I suppose the ones driving the little personal golf cart things could be trouble. Better let people carry bazookas.

Hey, I just watched a vid about a guy on meth who managed to fight off fifteen policemen. While masturbating. In public.

When dealing with meth grannies of whatever ethnicity, I would start with nuclear bombing, and still wouldn't be sure.

[Loud Whispers]

You also forgot the extremely permissive "stand your ground" gun laws.

One would think one would need as much judiciary support to defend one's self from jewish meth grannies as possible.

Firearms are kind of overkill though. Just kick their walkers away.

Although I suppose the ones driving the little personal golf cart things could be trouble. Better let people carry bazookas.

Jewish meth grannies do not feel pain, they walk without walkers - they only know rage, like a violent sponge with teeth.

[Frumple]

Jewish meth grannies do not feel pain, they walk without walkers - they only know rage, like a violent sponge with teeth state of the art dentures.

FTFY

Otherwise -- Beware their vicious gums!

[TD1]

No joke. I know someone in the care business.

Those with mental instability like to bite. And many of them have no teeth.

[Bauglir]

This thread is going has gone places. Strange places. If I could put the last page in the WTF thread, I would, but if that were possible all the emotion threads would've consolidated themselves into one giant orgiastic clusterfuck of feels by now.

[Vector]

My mother literally this morning told me I should cure my poison oak by soaking the wounds in stump water.  "There's more to life than what comes out of a package!"

Or, rather, water with high bacterial content, to make my immune system kick into overdrive.

Last night, she said that infected wounds are more likely to scar badly.

Does she even know that poison oak reaction is an allergy, i.e. a heightened immune response?

[smjjames]

What is stump water? That cure sounds like an old wives tale kind of thing.

[Vector]

What is stump water?

Rainwater collected in the hollow of a stump.

[Loud Whispers]

Last night, she said that infected wounds are more likely to scar badly.

Ignoring all the other random shit likely to get you killed, there may be some truth in this specific statement. I remember being in Malaysia, 1st world country with 3rd world maintenance and healthcare that I remember as being dentistry and nonexistent. My sister had at the time gotten horribly burnt by a kettle on the arm, and my Grandmother having grown up in a time where these sort of wounds could easily fester in the humid weather of the tropics and lead to lost limbs got a fresh sponge and the chemicals my sister will attest to having seen used to clean the house and scrubbed the pus and skin off before applying fresh bandage. This process repeated until the infected tissue was practically (and possibly) entirely scraped off, but you wouldn't believe that there ever was a massive burn there, there was absolutely no scarring and no infections whatsoever.

[SealyStar]

Ah, yeah, your mom's out of it.

From what you've said before, it sounds like she's not the most supportive parent in general.

[Vector]

For sure, I know that that's true.  I just don't understand how she can combine "infected wounds scar badly" and "please put your open wound in bacteria soup" to get "you'll be cured!"

[SealyStar]

Last night, she said that infected wounds are more likely to scar badly.

Ignoring all the other random shit likely to get you killed, there may be some truth in this specific statement. I remember being in Malaysia, 1st world country with 3rd world maintenance and healthcare that I remember as being dentistry and nonexistent. My sister had at the time gotten horribly burnt by a kettle on the arm, and my Grandmother having grown up in a time where these sort of wounds could easily fester in the humid weather of the tropics and lead to lost limbs got a fresh sponge and the chemicals my sister will attest to having seen used to clean the house and scrubbed the pus and skin off before applying fresh bandage. This process repeated until the infected tissue was practically (and possibly) entirely scraped off, but you wouldn't believe that there ever was a massive burn there, there was absolutely no scarring and no infections whatsoever.

Your grandmother is crazy, in a good way. I have to imagine it would hurt like hell, though.

[Loud Whispers]

For sure, I know that that's true.  I just don't understand how she can combine "infected wounds scar badly" and "please put your open wound in bacteria soup" to get "you'll be cured!"

Maybe try telling her that putting an open wound into bacteria soup is likely to get the wound infected, therefore more scarring and limb loss?

Your grandmother is crazy, in a good way. I have to imagine it would hurt like hell, though.

Yep.

[Vector]

She'll just say "I don't think so," LOL.  For now I'm just working harder to find job openings so I can move out >_______________>

[Sirus]

Don't suppose you have any friends you could move in with? Might get you out a little faster.