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[MaximumZero]

Does this mean that MZ is secretly some sort of giant midget?

Secretly?

[Gunner-Chan]

If MZ being a shorty mc short-short is a secret, it's about as well hidden a secret as Vector enjoying math or Greatorder having a polar bear avatar.

In other words, not very!

[Darvi]

I have a hunch that the secret is the "giant" part.

[Kadzar]

Well I do remember him being short, but I didn't think he was short enough to qualify as a midget. Isn't he something like 4'11" or whatever?

[MaximumZero]

Well I do remember him being short, but I didn't think he was short enough to qualify as a midget. Isn't he something like 4'11" or whatever?

I'm 5'0".

[kaenneth]

Well I do remember him being short, but I didn't think he was short enough to qualify as a midget. Isn't he something like 4'11" or whatever?

I'm 5'0".

Book 'em Danno.

[WealthyRadish]

Being tall sucks. Airplane seats, showerheads, doorways, the burden of responsibly ruling over lesser men, pant sizes... it's a lot to deal with really.

[Gunner-Chan]

You think it's weird being tall, then try living in a community with a large amount of Hispanics. I feel like a towering goddess among men while out.

[Descan]

If we mush MZ and Janet together, do they average out to a normal height? :V

[Gunner-Chan]

Dude the average person when I go out is MZs height or smaller. I feel like I'm living in the fucking shire.

[TD1]

Let's face it, though, living in the shire would be cool.

It's essentially paradise, not that heaven propagated at the pulpits.

[Gunner-Chan]

It's certainly not paradise. I'd have to live with damn hobbits. How is that paradise. I'd likely flip out and start playing extreme midget toss within a week.

[TD1]

But....you would call out the hobbitry in arms.

You would't want to cause the worst plight the shire faced since the Wolves and the Great Freeze?

Also, it'd be great to live with Hobbits. Down to earth. Quiet, discreet. Simple folk, yet itelligent. Burgars that do not steal. Essentially the best of humanity in a smaller package. Except that bit of xenohobia, but no one is perfect.

[Gunner-Chan]

But they're so... Small.

Sorry man but I got needs.

[TD1]

Hmm...perhaps we could find you a "More or less decent" giant?