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[scrdest]

I have a small ulcer on the underside of my tongue, making me thpeak like thith.

Well, Igor, just settle down in this haunted castle of mine, and we'll find you something to do. It's always good to have an Igor who can lend you a hand in a pinch.

Sorry, I'm doing MAD SCIENCE on my own.

[Yoink]

Man, I'd love to visit a haunted castle like that.

[Mictlantecuhtli]

Mother 3.

Barrier Trio.

I'm so raged.

[Darvi]

Mother 3.

Barrier Trio.

I'm so raged.

I don't know what's worse, the boss or the fact that the nearest hot spring is halfway across the island and also actually made of toxic waste.

[nenjin]

I have a small ulcer on the underside of my tongue, making me thpeak like thith.

Well, Igor, just settle down in this haunted castle of mine, and we'll find you something to do. It's always good to have an Igor who can lend you a hand in a pinch.

Sorry, I'm doing MAD SCIENCE on my own.

MAD SCIENTIST was like the raddest thing ever to me as a kid.

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[BlackFlyme]

Got into another argument this morning about wearing boots. I wanted to wear my boots since it was rainy today, but my mom and her boyfriend refused to let me leave the house in boots, demanding I wear my running shoes instead. She said that if I wear my boots people would think I'm a "fucking dirty Newfie".

When I got home, I got bitched out for not wearing my boots, because my shoes were completely soaked through.

[Dutchling]

That's some retarded shit to care about as a parent.

Assuming you're not 8 years old or something.

[BlackFlyme]

That's some retarded shit to care about as a parent.

Assuming you're not 8 years old or something.

Even if I was eight it would be stupid to care about boots.

[Vector]

My mom greeted me the other day by saying I looked like a whore because I was wearing shorts at night (since I'd gone out in shorts that noon).  I feel your pain :[

[Dutchling]

Damn. The worst that ever happened in my family was me telling my mom she can't cook for shit.
Made her cry.

I still feel kinda bad about that :c

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I was right though

[nenjin]

Got into another argument this morning about wearing boots. I wanted to wear my boots since it was rainy today, but my mom and her boyfriend refused to let me leave the house in boots, demanding I wear my running shoes instead. She said that if I wear my boots people would think I'm a "fucking dirty Newfie".

When I got home, I got bitched out for not wearing my boots, because my shoes were completely soaked through.

Damn, what did Newfoundlanders ever do to your mom and BF?

[BlackFlyme]

My mom and her boyfriend argue with each other over who cooks better. I can't actually say anything because I think my step-mom cooks better than both of them.

Damn, what did Newfoundlanders ever do to your mom and BF?

I have no idea. I doubt she's ever even met a Newfoundlander.

[Loud Whispers]

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23notyourgoodfatty&src=tren

SJWs PLEASE STOP, YOU'RE KILLING THESE PEOPLE

[Vector]

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23notyourgoodfatty&src=tren

SJWs PLEASE STOP, YOU'RE KILLING THESE PEOPLE

Anorexia is the leading cause of death of women between ages 18 and 25.

[nenjin]

My mom and her boyfriend argue with each other over who cooks better. I can't actually say anything because I think my step-mom cooks better than both of them.

Damn, what did Newfoundlanders ever do to your mom and BF?

I have no idea. I doubt she's ever even met a Newfoundlander.

I kind of assumed Newfie meant "New fag" but Google told me otherwise.