Trees are encroaching upon my lawn! Along the fences on 3 of the five sides, trees are popping up faster than ever! On one of these sides, the asshole built a fence (facing the wrong way, because he was a stupid jackass), and in the gap between his wooden fence and our chain link fence, trees keep sprouting up. Though they moved out a few years ago, we still have to clean up after their bullshit. I swear, we must have gotten a good 6 new pine trees growing in there since the beginning of last winter alone. Naturally, we have to cut them without breaking the fences, and before the trees themselves break the fences. These new trees, and some old ones they had for decoration, also grow very long branches that stick out several feet into the yard. I can't even mow the lawn without getting many faces full of tree. I don't have the proper tools to cut these things, and even if I did, I wouldn't have the room to use them because that dickhead couldn't bother to build his crap in a reasonable manner. So I'm stuck trying to contort my hands and maneuver a pair of old pruning shears in between two fences and a bunch of plants (did I mention the thorny vines? Yeah, we got those) to cut these thick-ass branches. And when summer is over, everyone else's leaves end up in our lawn. Fuck our neighbors! Fuck these trees! They are all stupid!
Though, one of these new tree was somewhat interesting. It was growing up, straight through the chain link fence. It was actually weaving in and out of the individual links, and growing in girth to actually partially cover them up. I wanted to get rid of it, but it's too thick to cut, and untangling it would be something else.
edited for typos