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[Aklyon]

Smoke and fire aside, why are there purposeful holes in the walls?

[Frumple]

Part of the (previously open) back porch is getting converted into a second bathroom. Part of the process of doing that has involved getting a new hot water heater in (among other things), which has involved holes in the wall for piping and suchlike. Eventually like a quarter of what is currently the house's back wall will be coming out -- hopefully once the conversion finishes getting walled in, but this whole thing has been kinda' half-arsed in terms of planning and process*, so there's no telling.

It's not too bad, but right now there's a new hole in the main bed room's closet (complete with exposed water piping~), leading up to the attic, which itself effectively is exposed to the outside. Plus some other places.

*As tends to happen with the person that's the cause of it, these days. Old increasingly-impatient fellow with a nasty habit of calling someone else in to complete a job if whoever was working on it before is going too slow for his tastes, which are often somewhat unreasonable. This leads to many chefs in the construction et al kitchen, with unsurprising results. Case in point: Dead wood and construction leavings being burnt without bothering to warn, y'know, the people in the house, or checking to see if local ordinances were being violated (probably), or actually doing more than a half-ass job of making sure the impromptu fire-pit was actually safe to burn stuff in.

[Akura]

Stupid fire drill today. Went so fast trying to get my jacket on I ended up putting it on backwards. And the drill was over so soon it was pointless. In fact, I spent more time putting on my jacket backwards than I spent outside.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Part of the (previously open) back porch is getting converted into a second bathroom. Part of the process of doing that has involved getting a new hot water heater in (among other things), which has involved holes in the wall for piping and suchlike. Eventually like a quarter of what is currently the house's back wall will be coming out -- hopefully once the conversion finishes getting walled in, but this whole thing has been kinda' half-arsed in terms of planning and process*, so there's no telling.

It's not too bad, but right now there's a new hole in the main bed room's closet (complete with exposed water piping~), leading up to the attic, which itself effectively is exposed to the outside. Plus some other places.

*As tends to happen with the person that's the cause of it, these days. Old increasingly-impatient fellow with a nasty habit of calling someone else in to complete a job if whoever was working on it before is going too slow for his tastes, which are often somewhat unreasonable. This leads to many chefs in the construction et al kitchen, with unsurprising results. Case in point: Dead wood and construction leavings being burnt without bothering to warn, y'know, the people in the house, or checking to see if local ordinances were being violated (probably), or actually doing more than a half-ass job of making sure the impromptu fire-pit was actually safe to burn stuff in.

The wonderful thing is sometimes there's a buried gas line running along the property and if you had checked with the city you would have known whether it was there and where it was. Otherwise there's a potential for fun.

[Frumple]

See, stuff like that is why I would have, like, checked.

I didn't have any input on the event. Just suddenly woke up lightly choking on smoke and received the whole "Oh yeah, I set your back yard on fire. You should probably keep an eye on that." notification.

[TD1]

Relatives over from England. Gotta be on good behaviour. That's fine in public. Don't wanna have to do it in my own home.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Relatives over from England. Gotta be on good behaviour. That's fine in public. Don't wanna have to do it in my own home.

This is why you want to move out and live with you and whoever you're boinking. Walk around naked and belching all day long, with occasional belly scratching.

[TD1]

"Whoever you're boinking"....lol

I like your terminology 

[LeoLeonardoIII]

I leave my terminology purposefully vague to incorporate all kinds of lifestyles. Although in this case I guess if there's no boinking whatsoever you might feel excluded. In which case may I issue a pre-emptive apology and an encouragement to get to boinking ASAP. It's great, really.

[TD1]

I only turned 18 this month. Still, I appreciate the sentiment. I shall get boinking as soon as possible. Now, which to use, the poetry or the chloroform...

[Dutchling]

Knife. Itīs not rape if itīs necrophilia.

[Graknorke]

Relatives over from England. Gotta be on good behaviour. That's fine in public. Don't wanna have to do it in my own home.

I doubt that your relatives will care so much.
Especially since you 'murricans are by far more prudish than every MEDC I can think of off the top of my head.

[TD1]

Does Murrican mean American? I'm not American. I'm from the U.K.

[Dutchling]

What part? English or irrelevant?

[Graknorke]

Does Murrican mean American? I'm not American. I'm from the U.K.

Then why did you refer to "only turned 18 this year"? Age of consent is 16 across the UK.