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[Owlga]

I now wonder if I'm gonna read in the newspaper about a severed glans being left on a self checkout counter at our walmart. All because Janet wanted to make a "Just the tip" joke.

[Gentlefish]

Oh god no

[Graknorke]

I now wonder if I'm gonna read in the newspaper about a severed glans being left on a self checkout counter at our walmart. All because Janet wanted to make a "Just the tip" joke.

And how would that situation be set up? I'm assuming Janet wouldn't straight-up murder a guy just for 10g or so of human tissue, so it'd have to be either non-human or from an already dead human. The first would be somewhat plausible, though either difficult or expensive; while the second would bring up a whole host of other problems.

[kaijyuu]

I'm imagining she'd be a bit more... predatory. No murder. Just unmarked vans and beckoning fingers.

[My Name is Immaterial]

I now wonder if I'm gonna read in the newspaper about a severed glans being left on a self checkout counter at our walmart. All because Janet wanted to make a "Just the tip" joke.

And how would that situation be set up? I'm assuming Janet wouldn't straight-up murder a guy just for 10g or so of human tissue, so it'd have to be either non-human or from an already dead human. The first would be somewhat plausible, though either difficult or expensive; while the second would bring up a whole host of other problems.

There is a penis museum. She could break into there.

[Descan]

I like clothes, I just dislike shopping. I don't want to -look- for things, I let them come to me on the internet, then I buy them say "oh that's nice *bookmark*" for when I actually have money to spare never.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

I now wonder if I'm gonna read in the newspaper about a severed glans being left on a self checkout counter at our walmart. All because Janet wanted to make a "Just the tip" joke.

And how would that situation be set up? I'm assuming Janet wouldn't straight-up murder a guy just for 10g or so of human tissue, so it'd have to be either non-human or from an already dead human. The first would be somewhat plausible, though either difficult or expensive; while the second would bring up a whole host of other problems.

There is a penis museum. She could break into there.

Yeah nobody using those anymore.

Or at least they shouldn't be.

[kaijyuu]

Hey, some ladies don't have a boyfriend and won't settle for any less than the real thing.

[My Name is Immaterial]

I... I don't know why I looked for it.

Hey, some ladies don't have a boyfriend and won't settle for any less than the real thing.

Apparently they don't have a human one yet, because Vice is making a documentary about... I'm just gonna let you watch the trailer.

[Gentlefish]

The url for that website if phonetically hilarious. Like, they really must have thought about it for a second to make it like that.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

I don't believe they haven't had some pervert bequeath them his joint.

[Mictlantecuhtli]

Apparently they don't have a human one yet, because Vice is making a documentary about... I'm just gonna let you watch the trailer.

Is it odd that, as a straight male, even I'm interested in seeing this dong? Whoever made this trailer could sell me anything, I feel.

[TD1]

After a brief but violent internal struggle, I have decided that it would be in my sanity's best interest not to click either of those links

[LeoLeonardoIII]

They should house the museum in a tower of some kind.

[kaijyuu]

I don't believe they haven't had some pervert bequeath them his joint.

As an unrepentant pervert, I'd like to keep mine, thanks.