Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Frumple]

Edit: And to be quite frank, Frumple, your post disturbed me  Sounds like you have practice in this type of thing. *Shudders* 

No, no... I've never actually tried to muffle a smoke detector with flesh, human or otherwise, alive or not. But meat will work if meat is what's available, and if Dutchling's only objection to stuffing the alarm in the closet is the pile of rotting flesh, well, the solution is obvious. You can stick stuff in that. It's like a convenient corpse pocket that gets you arrested for life.

[TD1]

Edit: And to be quite frank, Frumple, your post disturbed me  Sounds like you have practice in this type of thing. *Shudders* 

No, no... I've never actually tried to muffle a smoke detector with flesh, human or otherwise, alive or not. But meat will work if meat is what's available, and if Dutchling's only objection to stuffing the alarm in the closet is the pile of rotting flesh, well, the solution is obvious. You can stick stuff in that. It's like a convenient corpse pocket that gets you arrested for life.

Yes, Frumple, but the fact that you deemed using "Flesh pockets" to be a more sensible solution than simply throwing it out the window, is in itself something to be worried of. 

[SealyStar]

Re: Adblock, I'm a bit confused what moron doesn't tick the "block all ads" box. If you want to block ads, except on certain sites, then there's jack shit reason you don't hit the button that blanket-blocks all non-exempt ads.

[Frumple]

Yes, Frumple, but the fact that you deemed using "Flesh pockets" to be a more sensible solution than simply throwing it out the window, is in itself something to be worried of. 

Eh, fair enough. I mostly figured Dutchling had some reason (which shan't be speculated on, for nearly all possible reasons are horrible) to keep them in there to begin with, and so throwing them out wasn't an option.

[PanH]

Yes, Frumple, but the fact that you deemed using "Flesh pockets" to be a more sensible solution than simply throwing it out the window, is in itself something to be worried of. 

Eh, fair enough. I mostly figured Dutchling had some reason (which shan't be speculated on, for nearly all possible reasons are horrible) to keep them in there to begin with, and so throwing them out wasn't an option.

I think he meant to throw the alarm out the window, not necessarily the hookers.

[Frumple]

Hrm... maybe after wrapping the alarm in blankets. Otherwise it's just going to be outside and beeping obnoxiously and probably pissing off the neighbors, too.

But then you'd probably be getting the blankets dirty. Best to take the tauntaun route.

[TD1]

Let's forget about the hookers-if we can, at this stage of the discussion-The simplest solution involves a hammer. And is much more satisfying than hooker bombs being thrown onto unsuspecting pedestrians on the streets below.


Also, Re adblock.
I don't have it. I just think that if what I'm on is funded by ads, what happens when they realise no one can watch the ads?

[scrdest]

Let's forget about the hookers-if we can, at this stage of the discussion-The simplest solution involves a hammer. And is much more satisfying than hooker bombs being thrown onto unsuspecting pedestrians on the streets below.


Also, Re adblock.
I don't have it. I just think that if what I'm on is funded by ads, what happens when they realise no one can watch the ads?

Don't be silly, hooker bombs are the best solution to every problem.

[PanH]

And is much more satisfying than hooker bombs being thrown onto unsuspecting pedestrians on the streets below.

Dubious.

[Bauglir]

What the actual shit. Why is this even a thing. Evidently, the difference between quotation mark glyphs and some programs' habit of swapping one out for the other on the fly caused an error in something a buddy was coding (she is, understandably, even more infuriated than I am). One was expected, the other not, and it caused a profoundly unhelpful "Unknown error".

[BlackFlyme]

This keeps showing up in the 'show new replies' page even though no new posts have been made since I had last seen it.

Also, I had to help my step-dad with work around the house today.

[TD1]

And is much more satisfying than hooker bombs being thrown onto unsuspecting pedestrians on the streets below.

Dubious.

Let's forget about the hookers-if we can, at this stage of the discussion-The simplest solution involves a hammer. And is much more satisfying than hooker bombs being thrown onto unsuspecting pedestrians on the streets below.

Also, Re adblock.
I don't have it. I just think that if what I'm on is funded by ads, what happens when they realise no one can watch the ads?

Don't be silly, hooker bombs are the best solution to every problem.

I believe I just learned a valuable lesson about the nature of the people on Bay12. They say, stuff alarm in flesh pocket! I say, No! Let's throw the alarm out the window! They say, Yes, inside flesh pockets! I say, let's forget the flesh pockets! Use a hammer.

They are annoyed by the lack of hooker bombs in my solution.

Well, I'm a member of Bay12, and I most certainly can't beat 'em.

So, Dutchling, Bay12 has spoken! For maximum fun, use a combination of hooker, alarm and window.

May whatever deities that exist protect us from our inherent evilness.

[Shobak]

And is much more satisfying than hooker bombs being thrown onto unsuspecting pedestrians on the streets below.

Dubious.

Well, if any pedestrians are still alive or unharmed he can still throw his hammer at them. Or, even better (or worse?), use the hammer to nail the alarm to their bodies.

May whatever deities that exist protect us from our inherent evilness.

Nah, the hookers are already dead and decaying. It won't hurt anyone to turn them into bombs and throw them out of the window - except for the pedestrians. But then they might get hurt even if he throws only the alarm out of the window.

[Steelmagic]

And is much more satisfying than hooker bombs being thrown onto unsuspecting pedestrians on the streets below.

Dubious.

Well, if any pedestrians are still alive or unharmed he can still throw his hammer at them. Or, even better (or worse?), use the hammer to nail the alarm to their bodies.

May whatever deities that exist protect us from our inherent evilness.

Nah, the hookers are already dead and decaying. It won't hurt anyone to turn them into bombs and throw them out of the window - except for the pedestrians. But then they might get hurt even if he throws only the alarm out of the window.

Yeah, it's not our fault people are so easily hurt by exploding hookers.

Y'know, prior to coming to Bay12 i never thought i would type that sentence.

[Eric Blank]

Well, if you replace only the breast implants with smoke detectors, and throw the severed breast out the window, that will probably not kill anyone it lands on because it's lightweight and squishy. And it will still scare the crap out of whoever finds it, so that's a bonus.

...Why in gods name are we talking about this, again?