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[My Name is Immaterial]

I WANT TO MESSAGE GIRL ON FACEBOOK BUT TOO AFRAID
ME THINK TOO MUCH OF HER OPINION OF ME
CANNOT OPERATE
SHUTTING DOWN
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INSERT QUARTER TO CONTINUE SELF HUMILIATION ON PUBLIC FORUM

* Tiruin punches Facekillz058.

You. Message. Her. Stop. ASSUMING. What. Others. Think. About. YOU.
If you ARE that concerned, ASK HER.

Or you will die with only your assumptions to comfort you.

ALREADY MESSAGE HER
USED KIRBY DANCE AS ICE BREAKER
SHE NO RESPOND YET
ANXIETY INTENSIFYING.

She's probably AFK. AFK is natural, it's nothing to worry about it.

[Facekillz058]

NOTHING IS NATURAL, CHEESE IS SACRED.
After the first post (Which was quite serious) I kinda just blew it out of proportion for lulz.
Thanks for playing along though guys.

Just waiting now...
For a response.
I know it's not ignoring, she's not like that,

[Yoink]

NOTHING IS NATURAL, CHEESE IS SACRED.
After the first post (Which was quite serious) I kinda just blew it out of proportion for lulz.
Thanks for playing along though guys.

...You mean I'm wearing latex gloves and holding a twenty-five cent piece for nothing?

[Facekillz058]

Nono, that was in the first post, so you can still go along with that.

[Tiruin]

NOTHING IS NATURAL, CHEESE IS SACRED.
After the first post (Which was quite serious) I kinda just blew it out of proportion for lulz.
Thanks for playing along though guys.

Just waiting now...
For a response.
I know it's not ignoring, she's not like that,

...
I thought you were serious.
Why do you play with my emotions like that?!
^{Ahahahah. Really. I can't read jokes/sarcasm on the internet.}

[Frumple]

Wherever it hurts the most. I think I like pain at this point.

Very well. I have acquired a quarter. Prepare your cloaca: It is time to experience the most awkwardly excruciating tonsillectomy in the history of existent and non-existent reality.

[Facekillz058]

Welp, now that she's responded I'm even more wordless than before.
This is not going well. I can't even talk to girls virtually.

[Descan]

Frumple, I'm going to have to see your credentials.

A cloaca and a tonsil have nothing to do with each other! Everyone knows that.

[GiglameshDespair]

Welp, now that she's responded I'm even more wordless than before.
This is not going well. I can't even talk to girls virtually.

Depends what she replied with, doesn't it? If it's not unbridled disgust you're still good to go.

[Facekillz058]

It was a humble "Impressive"
Regarding the majestic Kirby dance.

[My Name is Immaterial]

I require a link before I can provide further advice.

[Frumple]

Okay?

Seriously though asking for a link to someone's FB stuff is possibly asking too much. Just a little.

And @ Desc: Most humans don't even have a cloaca. Most awkwardly excruciating tonsillectomy in the history of existent and non-existent reality.

[Facekillz058]

Alright, I THINK I've got this from here.
Honestly, the biggest issue I have is actually STARTING the conversation. After that, I'm usually okay.
I hate being the one to start a conversation though.

[Tiruin]

It was a humble "Impressive"
Regarding the majestic Kirby dance.

...?
Relaaaax, you.


Medical note: Humans don't have a cloaca. That term is used for...
Well. Research it up. :I

[Frumple]

Actually, some of us do (congenital defect, ahoy!), and we all start with one, apparently. It just turns into something else later, so most of us no longer do.