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[Darvi]

China has way too many Wangs.

I can't help but imagine that they were paid with Vietnamese Dongs.

[The Darkling Wolf]

China has way too many Wangs.

I can't help but imagine that they were paid with Vietnamese Dongs.

And spent their wages at Richard Johnson's Sausage Shack.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

These puns are a little limp ... is this a mid-morning slump? We need something to get us excited so we can spring into action!

[My Name is Immaterial]

I'm going to be straight with you; you're all dicks for torturing me with puns that have as small an appeal as these.

[Darvi]

You're right. We might be be a wee addicted to puns.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

There's the rub, and it's hard - very hard - to stop once you get started.

[TD1]

China has way too many Wangs. It makes searching scientific articles a little difficult even if you know the year it was published.

The fact that the co-author was called Smith didn't help much either.

I'm not sure why I read that as "China has way too many Wargs"... My mind is a funny place 

[Iceblaster]

What we need to do is erect a wall to seperate us from the pun users.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Well, the wall with have to be very hard, lest they penetrate it and inject us with their slime.

[TD1]

This ceased being pun a while back 

You now need a wall against the blatant sexual innuendo.

[Steelmagic]

This ceased being pun a while back 

You now need a wall against the blatant sexual innuendo.

What? Bu- but i thought they were talking about walls against puns!

[BlackFlyme]

It took me almost four hours to clean up the backyard.

Dog doody duty is a pain in the ass when you also get random wildlife leaving behind messes as well.

[Dutchling]

That's why I think we should raise dog solely for food.
They will be raised as pets, and when they're no longer cute, you give them to the butcher and get a free new puppy.

Pro: You'll always have a puppy.
Con: Doesn't actually solve your problem.

[BlackFlyme]

Even without the dogs there would still be a massive mess out there for me to clean up.

Also, I just had to move my stepdad's truck from our driveway to the front of the garage. My mom tried to guide me, but her hand gestures make no sense. She also kept yelling at me to 'straighten up', and kept freaking out every time I went to correct the vehicle, because she was actually talking about the wheels.

[Yoink]

* Yoink smacks Dutchling upside the head.

Anyway, onto my rage (that I already had before coming in here, anyway):
THIS FUCKING HEADACHE IS NOT GOING AWAY TIME TO WILDLY SELF-DIAGNOSE












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