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[MaximumZero]

I am sick. I have the flu or something. All my joints hurt. Everything is either too hot or too cold. Bright lights and loud noises hurt. Heck, thinking hurts. And the worst thing about it: I can't fucking sleep. I've been lying awake in my bed, trying to sleep, for at least 18 of the last 24 hours. Every time I feel like I wake up, it's only 10 minutes since I last checked the alarm clock. And there is literally nothing I can do to ease the boredom that won't make my head hurt like hell.

The other worst thing about this is that I have an exam tomorrow. I can't get enough rest, I can't study. And to top it all off, I can't unregister from the exam without doing a 3-hour commute and filling out an unregistration form in person.

GAH*coughhack*HHHHH.

Ibuprofen might help. It's a pain reliever and can help knock any fevers down.

That's acetaminophen. Ibuprofen will help with any swelling, though.

[GiglameshDespair]

On an unrelated note: It's 2014. Why are keyboards still not beer-proof?

Wrap it somewhat loosely in plastic wrap. Problem solved.

Wrap it in molten steel. I can promise you afterwards a bit of split beer won't do a thing.

[nenjin]

*sigh* This car....

Spent 2 hours trying to get the doughnut on it. Was utterly defeated by the last lug nut. I've changed tires before, I know the routine, but this thing wouldn't give. I suspect it may be cock-eyed on the thread. When you apply enough force to rock your car forward, chances are it's not coming off. Normally I'd just grab a breaker bar and go to town.....but I don't have one. And I missed my neighbor who does by about an hour. And it's still somewhat above zero degrees, so add freezing my ass off on to it.

Now I get to get up tomorrow, make a lame excuse to work, find a tow truck driver, pray that he can get my car up on the lifts without destroying the front end, and pray a tire place in town has my model of tire in stock (because I'm guessing as soon as they get teh current tire off the rim, they're going to tell me it's trashed, like the last time I got a flat and had to drive around on it.) I'm predicting a fun little $200 to $400 dollar day.

Additionally, my weird lower intestinal problems are back again. The last time I was at the doctor they told me to get an MRI when it happens again. OH BOY. ANOTHER ~$2000 DOWN THE DRAIN JUST TO FIND OUT WHAT'S WRONG. And I'm planning on moving next week.

FU Life. Can you not space this shit out a little better?

[GiglameshDespair]

FORUM GAMES ARE SRS BSNS

[miauw62]

My best friend said he'd text me Sunday evening so we could meet up sometime this week.
He didn't text, I sent him three texts spaced one hour apart, he didn't answer.

* miauw62 sighs

E:
He lost his cell phone somewhere >.>
He contacted me on facebook, but I wasn't online because we had friends over and I refuse to install facebook on my cell phone.

[Iceblaster]

Goddamnit.

Dad won't help me find the thermometer because apparently I'm not sick and hell I'm probably not, but goddamnit that's fucking annoying and I hope I don't end up sneezing my lungs out by the end of the day.

firstworldproblems

[Facekillz058]

My Minecraft account seems to have disappeared.
Like, it almost doesn't seem to exist anymore.
I've tried every username and password combination I've ever used ever.
The password/username recovery things send no emails at all.
I think my last hope might be customer support.
Not looking forward to what lies ahead.

[GiglameshDespair]

i just vomited so hard it literally came out my fucking nose

oh god wat

[nenjin]

FU Life. Can you not space this shit out a little better?

Life: Oh. I'm sorry you feel that way. Here, how about this. How about I make one of your water pipes burst while you're waiting on the tow truck driver to show up. How does that sit with you?

[SalmonGod]

i just vomited so hard it literally came out my fucking nose

oh god wat

This has happened to me every single time I've ever vomited.  It's fucking horrible.

Thankfully, I haven't vomited in almost 20 years.

[Dutchling]

Vomiting scares the fuck out of me. Not the act itself, just the horribly loud skull-distorted sound it makes

[Avis-Mergulus]

i just vomited so hard it literally came out my fucking nose

oh god wat

Oh, you're ill. I just wanted to go to your Last Flickers thread and ask why so silent. I suppose that was what the "forum games are srs bsns" thing below was about. Sorry. I hope you get better soon.

[MaximumZero]

[tinyrage]Favorite team, Y U DESTROY UNIFORMS?[/tinyrage]

[GiglameshDespair]

i just vomited so hard it literally came out my fucking nose

oh god wat

Oh, you're ill. I just wanted to go to your Last Flickers thread and ask why so silent. I suppose that was what the "forum games are srs bsns" thing below was about. Sorry. I hope you get better soon.

No, that was due to a load of drama in a different game (not one I'm running). Basically the whole thing hasn't been very enjoyable for anyone and then a bunch of people quit.

Thanks, though. I think I just have a stomach bug or something.

Vomiting scares the fuck out of me. Not the act itself, just the horribly loud skull-distorted sound it makes

I make that sound every time I sneeze. Everytime I sneeze someone always turns to me and says "I thought you were about to throw up!" Yes, I know what sound it resembles to the nth degree.

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I vomited not longer after taking headache pills, but i still have the headache, so i'm not really sure if i can take some more or not. Don't want to give myself liver damage.

[Dutchling]

Liver damage is not very likely to occur at twice the prescribed daily amount.

Then again, I'm not sure how headache pills are supposed to help against network connectivity issues.