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[Elephant Parade]

Those weird school things have been like that for quite a while, and nobody seems to be doing anything about them. Apparently, a lot of people who go through them leave with serious mental issues.

Something needs to be done about them as soon as possible. Unfortunately, they don't seem to get a whole lot of media attention.

[Sirus]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Twi,

Always remember that you've got a bunch of people sitting behind computer screens hoping that everything goes well for you.

That goes for everyone else, too.

I fear the day when Bay12 finally rises. I truly do. *hugs Twi*

* Twi hugs back. C:

When Bay12 finally rises, they will never see it coming. First, something finally galvanises Bay12 into true action. The first sign of any discontent is when 4chan and anonymous are summarily sicced on the world. Then, research labs around the world report huge slowdowns in processing power from supercomputers. Money suddenly begins draining from seemingly random bank accounts in the billions. Huge debts are racked up, credit cards maxed out and the money seemingly vanishes. Weeks later it appears as generous charity donations, with two standing out - one 'Tarn Adams' receives a cheque, and an enormous sum of money is left as a pool for world governments provided they 'do something cool with it'. Suggestions include funding for space agencies and research into crutch fighting. The next phase begins. 'Glitches' in reality occur, transforming entire acres into barren wastelands. Figures are reported of appearing out of nowhere, disintegrating buildings with a  flick of the hand, then vanishing. Drones sent to recon the area simply lose connection, often found later neatly landed hundreds of miles away. EA is one of many companies hit particularly hard. Servers implode under the strain. But as swiftly as it started, it ends. People are baffled as to how, or why, but Bay12 resumes regular business like nothing happened. And all they wanted were some answers.

You forgot how otherwise-ordinary people around the world, their only prior connection this very forum, build massive underground complexes where they plot the next phase of their master plan.

But the rest is good. I approve.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Oh hells yeah I would totally have an awesome underground complex. Skylights, starlit vaults, ramps and staircases carved from the rock, bed cubbies and shelves cut into walls. There are some problems: heating, moisture, mold, cave-ins, air circulation. But I bet you could solve those, since we manage to have subway systems and such without them collapsing all the time.

[Jopax]

I'd just like to take a moment here and appreciate the term: "To shank someone."

It's so damn beautiful.

Also yeah, shank them all.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

This guy we played DDO with was named Shankwelle.

Like The Shoveler: "I shank. I shank well."

[GiglameshDespair]

Oh man. Shankwelle is totally going to be the name of someone in my RPG now.

[Vector]

This guy we played DDO with was named Shankwelle.

Like The Shoveler: "I shank. I shank well."

Or Sir Lancelot :3

[GiglameshDespair]

Maybe combine to Sir Shankalot.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

I LIKE, BIG, CUTS AND I CAN NOT LIE *stab*

[Helgoland]

This guy we played DDO with was named Shankwelle.

Like The Shoveler: "I shank. I shank well."

'Welle' is also German for 'wave' - there's a wave of shankin' wherever he goes!

[Frumple]

... I won't lie. "Shank wave" sounds like an incredibly awesome super move. A ripple rolls out from the user and suddenly everyone in the area of effect has a jackknife buried in their ribs.

[Graknorke]

... I won't lie. "Shank wave" sounds like an incredibly awesome super move. A ripple rolls out from the user and suddenly everyone in the area of effect has a jackknife carrot buried in their ribs.

Fixed.

[GiglameshDespair]

Now I'm just imaging someone surfing the Shank Wave; if you fall over, the sharks shank you with knives.

[Twi]

Now I'm just imaging someone surfing the Shank Wave; if you fall over, the sharks shank you with knives.

This would probably sound just as badass in any other context.

[Descan]

I want an ivory knife in the shape of a shark now.

Well... "Ivory". Wouldn't want it to be true ivory, not that it needs to be any more.