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[AlleeCat]

Remember that "fuckyeahdeadcrackers" guy I saw on tumblr a few days ago? He still hasn't been banned yet, despite the fact that at least 30 people have reported him.

Does this mean I can start my new blog, "fuckyeahdeadcispeople" now? Oh wait, I just realized I would have 0 content because trans people don't kill cis people for being cis.

Roses are red
Fedoras are class
If you were m'lady
I'd [redacted]

Seems more like r/mensrights to me. I was going to try and work some sort of reference in but then I realized that I can't write poems, and even if I could, they don't deserve it.

[LordSlowpoke]

Remember that "fuckyeahdeadcrackers" guy I saw on tumblr a few days ago? He still hasn't been banned yet, despite the fact that at least 30 people have reported him.

Does this mean I can start my new blog, "fuckyeahdeadcispeople" now? Oh wait, I just realized I would have 0 content because trans people don't kill cis people for being cis.

spoiler alert: you could include cis people who died of causes that are not being murderized by a trans person

still, considering tumblr trends? it's pretty amazing that such a murder didn't happen even once yet, ror

[Iceblaster]

Aaaand now I've lost faith in humanity of the Nth time this decade.

In reference to that hate tumblr blog.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Before she left, she was his muse
His ink flowed well at her command
Now his pen lies dry, to choose
From many pages blank at hand

Her skin was song, her hair the light
That paints the clouds with sunset red
Without her, oils and brushes might
Paint only cold, and grey, and dead

He was naught before and after
All he was, was mere illusion
Shadows spun from love and laughter
Useless fool in his delusion

No one could break that heartless spell
That darkness deep as winter night
No one could stop him as he fell
From a fearsome, dreadful height

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Both Youtube Center and Firefox in general have been horribly unstable and lagged these past few days.

[Flying Dice]

GOOGLE FUCK YOU, YOU BROKE YOUTUBE PLAYLISTS AND DELETED MY SUBSCRIPTIONS.

[Yoink]

Before she left, she was his muse
His ink flowed well at her command
Now his pen lies dry, to choose
From many pages blank at hand

Her skin was song, her hair the light
That paints the clouds with sunset red
Without her, oils and brushes might
Paint only cold, and grey, and dead

He was naught before and after
All he was, was mere illusion
Shadows spun from love and laughter
Useless fool in his delusion

No one could break that heartless spell
That darkness deep as winter night
No one could stop him as he fell
From a fearsome, dreadful height

I don't know much about poetry, but I quite liked this.

[BlackFlyme]

Spoiler: On the Ministry of Waiting (click to show/hide)

>Recently moved, have to update health card and driver's license.
>Go to the local ministry office with my mom.
>"Now serving #186"
>Pull a stub, #344. MFW:

>"Fuck this, let's just get the paperwork and leave." A decent idea.
>Go to back of receptionist line. It's almost out the door.
>"I don't want to keep waiting." Skips to the front of the line.

>Receptionist is pissed, people in line are pissed.
>"Oops, I didn't notice there was a line-up." Blames me.
>Go to back of line, wait for 15 minutes until we can talk to the receptionist.
>You don't need to fill out forms to change your driver's license or your health card. You only need photo I.D.

Spoiler: On digital cable (click to show/hide)

Our first cable bill came in for the new house. There was an extra charge of $500 added to it. I'm not sure what you guys have for cable plans, but as part of ours we don't actually own the cable boxes we paid for. They still technically belong to the cable company.

Because we didn't notify them that we were moving, they were able to tack on an extra charge for moving their property without notifying them. There was an hour long argument on the phone with them. I wasn't there at the time, but from what I've been told it sounds like they reached a deal where if we return all the boxes that they own, they would lower the bill.

Thankfully we do have extra boxes that we personally do own.

Spoiler: On Valentine's Day (click to show/hide)

My mom wanted me to buy chocolates and cards for everyone in my course like I'm in kindergarten again or something. That is childish. Then she told me to at least get some for all the girls in class. That would get me my ass kicked.

I don't really even see a point to the holiday, but whatever. I don't have a significant other, and I'm not in elementary school anymore, so I don't see why I'm expected to go out and buy candy for people.

So that was my day so far. How was yours?

[Descan]

You just get walked over all the god-damn time, don't you?

[BlackFlyme]

Just whenever I'm awake.

[Urist Imiknorris]

If you have a cat or small dog, then it probably happens when you're asleep too.

[Descan]

Then get a cat! That way, you can get walked on ALL the time!


edit: fuck you urist

[Yoink]

*Pats BlackFlyme in a comforting manner*

[BlackFlyme]

Cats aren't that bad. At least they are light. There are four of the little shits at my dad's house. Only one is his, the rest belong to my sisters.

My labradors try to sleep on me though.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

At least one of my friend's cats has tried to smother me in my sleep before.