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[Bauglir]

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It seems an example is in order. The next time you play with him, teamkill him forever.

This literally never works. Either they'll be happy to have upset you that much, or they'll get upset and retaliate with as much annoyance as they can muster (which is apparently irresistible).

[scriver]

The tried and true way if getting siblings to stop being arseholes is punches.

This us how you know MaxZero considers all the world as brothers.

[lemon10]

When you do start playing with him, and he does act like a asshole, just quit. Don't start yelling at him or anything, just stop playing and tell him that if he acts like that you won't play.


I don't think punches are the answer either though, since it lets him know he is getting to you, and relies on you being stronger (which may not be the case)

[Helgoland]

Dead horse head in the bed. Always go with dead horse head in the bed. Works every time.

[Skyrunner]

Raeg: CollegeBoard sent me an email that told me "Your full SAT score report is available!!!!! Go log in now to see it!!!!!"

I logged in twice (stupid security measures) and clicked the button. It told me the full report will be available on December 30th, 2013. Why did you send me that email, then?!

[Tiruin]

Raeg: CollegeBoard sent me an email that told me "Your full SAT score report is available!!!!! Go log in now to see it!!!!!"

I logged in twice (stupid security measures) and clicked the button. It told me the full report will be available on December 30th, 2013. Why did you send me that email, then?!

It's technically December 30 right now
Also...the numerous exclamation points are a giveaway. OR, they've server overloads. :O

I'm pretty sure it's a known fact that young children have no soul.

I'd really like it if you changed the tone or at least wording of your jokes.

[Yoink]

When I dislike somebody's jokes, I just don't laugh at 'em. _{Unless something I hold dear is the butt of said joke, I suppose...}

Works for me!

[10ebbor10]

I'm pretty sure it's a known fact^{[Quotation needed]} that young children have no soul.

I'd really like it if you changed the tone or at least wording of your jokes.

FTFY

[HFS]

I'm pretty sure it's a known fact^{[citation needed]} that young children have no soul.

I'd really like it if you changed the tone or at least wording of your jokes.

FTFY

FTFY

[Arx]

I'm pretty sure it's a known fact^{[citation needed]} that young children have no soul.

I'd really like it if you changed the tone or at least wording of your jokes.

FTFY

FTFY

Fixed. Couldn't quite get the colour right, though, it's too blue.

[Tiruin]

You guys are awesome. xD

[da_nang]

I'm pretty sure it's a known fact^{[citation needed]} that young children have no soul.

I'd really like it if you changed the tone or at least wording of your jokes.

FTFY

FTFY

Fixed. Couldn't quite get the colour right, though, it's too blue.

Be wary, people, lest false facts burrow their way into reality.

[da_nang]

I've had this plague since Christmas. Stuffed nose and coughing. My nose exterior is burning.

Why do you produce so much mucus, body? WHY?!

[LordSlowpoke]

We keep getting phone calls from an automated spam calling device mabob that keeps telling us we haven't had a new boiler or solar panels installed, because apparently EVERY HOUSE IN THE UK NEEDS THEM NOW! IF WE DON'T DO IT WE ARE BREAKING THE LAW!

at least they don't want to sell you a kitchen

[GiglameshDespair]

That comes after so there's something for the solar panels to power.

I've had this plague since Christmas. Stuffed nose and coughing. My nose exterior is burning.

Why do you produce so much mucus, body? WHY?!

If it can't cure the sickness... it'll drown it.