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[BlackFlyme]

We got two jugs of that 'liquid ice thinner' stuff. It's expensive, but then again, the amount of table salt that would be needed to clean even a small area would be insane.

[Caz]

Ice. Always ice. And no store in town has salt, because they're all sold out.

Additionally, my mother is pissed at me.

No...salt? Do you live in Cameroon or something?

I remember when our country ran out of road salt in the winter, so they then had the glorious idea to just pour pure grit over the roads, which then washed into all the sewer systems, blocking everything.

Every year, it snows, and EVERY YEAR, the government is surprised. "Oh, we loaned all our snowmobiles to france for their snowmobile derby! Now there's endless snowstorms and your flight is cancelled! Fuck youuu!"

[Bauglir]

@BlackFlyme
Yeah, I was mostly just wondering if people surprised at the lack of salt were confusing table salt with what you were looking for.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Ice. Always ice. And no store in town has salt, because they're all sold out.

Additionally, my mother is pissed at me.

No...salt? Do you live in Cameroon or something?

I remember when our country ran out of road salt in the winter, so they then had the glorious idea to just pour pure grit over the roads, which then washed into all the sewer systems, blocking everything.

Every year, it snows, and EVERY YEAR, the government is surprised. "Oh, we loaned all our snowmobiles to france for their snowmobile derby! Now there's endless snowstorms and your flight is cancelled! Fuck youuu!"

Here in Glorious Mother Russia, grit is pretty much what we used until just a few years ago. Our drains are tougher than your capitalist ones, though.

[Yoink]

Wh-what do you mean, no baggage allowance?!

Well, there goes $40 down the drain.

[Caz]

Ice. Always ice. And no store in town has salt, because they're all sold out.

Additionally, my mother is pissed at me.

No...salt? Do you live in Cameroon or something?

I remember when our country ran out of road salt in the winter, so they then had the glorious idea to just pour pure grit over the roads, which then washed into all the sewer systems, blocking everything.

Every year, it snows, and EVERY YEAR, the government is surprised. "Oh, we loaned all our snowmobiles to france for their snowmobile derby! Now there's endless snowstorms and your flight is cancelled! Fuck youuu!"

Here in Glorious Mother Russia, grit is pretty much what we used until just a few years ago. Our drains are tougher than your capitalist ones, though.

Surprised you guys use anything. I thought russians thrived on a diet of snow, ice and vodka?

[Frumple]

Surprised you guys use anything. I thought russians thrived on a diet of snow, ice and vodka?

No, no, snow, ice, and vodka is how you breed Russians. Once they've finished coagulating they need food and suchlike just like any other human-like entity and they stop being able to consume meaningful amounts of snow and ice. Still have to maintain a certain ratio of their body volume as vodka, though. I think the last study said it was some sort of alcohol based natural anti-freeze system? Biology goes strange places.

[Frumple]

Just set their shirt on fire and give 'em a good kick. No need to get fancy.

[Helgoland]

We need a timer - do Russians smoke cigars?

[Flying Dice]

We need a timer - do Russians smoke cigars?

No, but Cubans do. :v
Castro joke inbound.

[Eric Blank]

We need to breed the Russians and Cubans together so that we can have timed molotov bomb-people.

[Bauglir]

-snip-

I already have a mechanic to represent risk-taking and narrative awesomeness. Thank you guys for giving me the idea of tying it to character development. I'm going to gratuitously rip this off, now.

[Putnam]

suddenly realized that Day Z describes what I was ranting about earlier perfectly......

[BlackFlyme]

Why is it that I only just got my first chance to sit down and relax now? It's the first time today and it isn't even today any more. It's after midnight where I'm at.

[MaximumZero]

Welp, Dark Souls runs like molassessed ass on my computer. Oh, how crappy PC ports raise my ire!

You know, I know a guy who sells computers. >_>