Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Frumple]

Went to cook. Noticed like half my goddamn stuff is missing or misplaced.

Damnit, people. When you come into a kitchen, leave things that are cooked with or cookable where they bloody were. Don't throw away their seasoning. Don't steal their drinks (or, at least, steal an unopened one!). Don't throw out their containers, or hide their spices, or make half the damn things in the room harder to get to.

Person who visited, thank you for (half-arsed) cleaning the dishes. I appreciate that, for all that you really didn't need to. Stop screwing with my kitchen!

[Descan]

Get a lock, bro. And leave snack-stuffs in a seperate room/mini-fridge for people to grab something quick.

[anzki4]

Oh for fucks sake! There's this one CompSci course I always think/look the deadline to return exercises wrong, even though it's the same every week. The deadline is on Tuesday at 7:00 (It's returned online) and due to somekind of constant brain fart, I always somehow assume that it means the morning after Tuesday (that is Wednesday.) This is the third time I've missed entire weeks worth of exercise this year.

[Frumple]

Get a lock, bro. And leave snack-stuffs in a seperate room/mini-fridge for people to grab something quick.

... the living room opens into the kitchen, as well as the hallway that leads to the rest of the house. The only way to lock the kitchen is to lock the entire house. Kitchen disarrayer is the house owner, so I can't reasonably do that.

Plus the person in question wasn't in there for food, I think. Barring the drink thing, anyway. Ostensibly, they were tidying up a bit. It just so happened to screw with most of my everything in the process

[Karkov]

Practically the only two things I've ever heard a few cooks I know get mad over are where their knives are ("I know I left my good knife in this damn drawer, who moved it?!), and where the damned paprika is.  One does not mess with the layout of a cook's kitchen.

[kisame12794]

One does not mess with the layout of a cook's kitchen.

Same with workshops. One does not simply move my tools. Especially my hammers, for they are like an extension of my arm, and are not to be touched.

[SealyStar]

switching from Empirical to Metric on the fly

Ask Lockheed Martin and NASA. They literally switched "on the fly", too.

[Lagslayer]

One does not mess with the layout of a cook's kitchen.

Same with workshops. One does not simply move my tools. Especially my hammers, for they are like an extension of my arm, and are not to be touched.

Don't mess with anyone's workspace without their express permission.

[Xantalos]

EMAIL ACCOUNT
Y U BREAK
I USE THAT FOR STUFF

[miauw62]

Why do I have to sit next to the two biggest assholes in my class in the IT lessons.

I swear I'm going to pour orange juice in their schoolbags.

[LordSlowpoke]

use a 30% concentrated lemon juice and keep the orange juice in case your throat gets sore from laughing or for other reasons

[Lagslayer]

Why do I have to sit next to the two biggest assholes in my class in the IT lessons.

I swear I'm going to pour orange juice in their schoolbags.

Use milk. It smells worse when they can't get it all out.

[10ebbor10]

switching from Empirical to Metric on the fly

Ask Lockheed Martin and NASA. They literally switched "on the fly", too.

They also crashed into Mars, amongst other celestial bodies.

[GlyphGryph]

If you appear to be clenching your buttocks, the police reserve the right to, well.. just read. And to add insult to injury? They sent him the medical bills afterwards.

It's just... god damn it.

http://reason.com/blog/2013/11/05/dont-appear-to-be-clenching-your-buttock

Eckert's attorney, Shannon Kennedy, said in an interview with KOB that after law enforcement asked him to step out of the vehicle, he appeared to be clenching his buttocks. Law enforcement thought that was probable cause to suspect that Eckert was hiding narcotics in his anal cavity. While officers detained Eckert, they secured a search warrant from a judge that allowed for an anal cavity search.

The lawsuit claims that Deming Police tried taking Eckert to an emergency room in Deming, but a doctor there refused to perform the anal cavity search citing it was "unethical."

But physicians at the Gila Regional Medical Center in Silver City agreed to perform the procedure and a few hours later, Eckert was admitted.

While there...

1. Eckert's abdominal area was x-rayed; no narcotics were found.

2. Doctors then performed an exam of Eckert's anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.

3. Doctors performed a second exam of Eckert's anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.

4. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

5. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema a second time. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

6. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema a third time. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

7. Doctors then x-rayed Eckert again; no narcotics were found.

8. Doctors prepared Eckert for surgery, sedated him, and then performed a colonoscopy where a scope with a camera was inserted into Eckert's anus, rectum, colon, and large intestines. No narcotics were found.

[Graknorke]

-snip-

You'd think they'd stop after the xray.