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[Iceblaster]

Fuck!

Silent Hill Downpour.

Why you no put flashlight in a more obvious place.

Now all I have is a zippo lighter...

Good thing though is that I won't scare myself with it like in SH2.

[kisame12794]

Fish. For the foreseeable future, I have an intense hatred for fish, and fish smells. The salmon are running up the river for spawning season, and then dying. Now their corpses are stinking up the length of the river and guess who has to don some shitty rubber boots(note to self: bring own boots next time) and dispose of them? Me. I must have gotten at least thirty fish in two hours. Now, usually the stench isn't so bad, but most of the corpses have been around for two weeks, so I could taste it. I still taste it three hours later. Haaaate. Plus it has to be the weekend too, so everyone and their mother is walking around watching me slosh around the river picking up fish corpses so rotten all they are are skin bags with liquified fish innards inside, and standing around being all "Wow your job sucks." REALLY. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE? PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME, OH MASTER OF THE OBVIOUS. At least there is the possibility of a raise next week.

[Tiruin]

Why do the salmon even die in that case? [Yeah I get the spawning season = death to salmon because of the energy, but it seems like they die...well, not because of the spawning in that case]

You may need bears.

[Mech#4]

Why do the salmon even die in that case?

I would guess it's so there's not so many of them that food becomes scarce for the newly born salmon. Population control and all that.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Why do the salmon even die in that case?

I don't know, why don't you ask SalmonGod why he's so cruel to his progeny?

[Hanslanda]

Why do the salmon even die in that case?

I don't know, why don't you ask SalmonGod why he's so cruel to his progeny?

I thought salmon died when they had children because they were like, genetically programmed that way. They expend all their energy getting up the river, and just die when their children are born because that's the way they do it.

[Yoink]

Aarggh, haven't had internet access for a bunch of days. Sorry to anyone in/running a forum game I was meant to post in... I'm trying to get all that done now. I just kinda moved house.

Also this keyboard makes me rage. Who the hell thought replacing the right half of the shift key with '\' was a good idea? Jeez this is freaking horrible to type on! D: Anyway, going to try and get some posts done on this library computer. Hopefully I can get home internet on soon enough.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Why do the salmon even die in that case?

I don't know, why don't you ask SalmonGod why he's so cruel to his progeny?

I thought salmon died when they had children because they were like, genetically programmed that way. They expend all their energy getting up the river, and just die when their children are born because that's the way they do it.

Exactly. I'm not sure what compels deities into this "designed to die" thing, but it only demonstrates further why we should cast them down and take their power for ourselves.

[Hanslanda]

Why do the salmon even die in that case?

I don't know, why don't you ask SalmonGod why he's so cruel to his progeny?

I thought salmon died when they had children because they were like, genetically programmed that way. They expend all their energy getting up the river, and just die when their children are born because that's the way they do it.

Exactly. I'm not sure what compels deities into this "designed to die" thing, but it only demonstrates further why we should cast them down and take their power for ourselves.

DEATH TO THE FALSE GODS!

* Hans grabs his torch +5 and Pitchfork of Deity Slaying +5.

[Sirus]

Why do the salmon even die in that case?

I don't know, why don't you ask SalmonGod why he's so cruel to his progeny?

I thought salmon died when they had children because they were like, genetically programmed that way. They expend all their energy getting up the river, and just die when their children are born because that's the way they do it.

Exactly. I'm not sure what compels deities into this "designed to die" thing, but it only demonstrates further why we should cast them down and take their power for ourselves.

DEATH TO THE FALSE GODS!

* Hans grabs his torch +5 and Pitchfork of Deity Slaying +5.

FOR THE EMPEROR!

[Hanslanda]

>Talk about salmon
>Decide to murder the Deities
>Welcome to Bay12.

[Kadzar]

Why do the salmon even die in that case?

I don't know, why don't you ask SalmonGod why he's so cruel to his progeny?

I thought salmon died when they had children because they were like, genetically programmed that way. They expend all their energy getting up the river, and just die when their children are born because that's the way they do it.

Exactly. I'm not sure what compels deities into this "designed to die" thing, but it only demonstrates further why we should cast them down and take their power for ourselves.

You say that now, but when you have the power of a deity, we'll just see how many species you do or do not program to die at some point.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Why do the salmon even die in that case?

I don't know, why don't you ask SalmonGod why he's so cruel to his progeny?

I thought salmon died when they had children because they were like, genetically programmed that way. They expend all their energy getting up the river, and just die when their children are born because that's the way they do it.

Exactly. I'm not sure what compels deities into this "designed to die" thing, but it only demonstrates further why we should cast them down and take their power for ourselves.

You say that now, but when you have the power of a deity, we'll just see how many species you do or do not program to die at some point.

And what makes you think I won't go full Dagoth Ur and divide the power of the gods amongst all people?

[Xantalos]

Bureaucratic rules.

[Solifuge]

I thought salmon died when they had children because they were like, genetically programmed that way. They expend all their energy getting up the river, and just die when their children are born because that's the way they do it.

Exactly. I'm not sure what compels deities into this "designed to die" thing, but it only demonstrates further why we should cast them down and take their power for ourselves.

Yeah. One of the fucked up things about natural selection; it cares a ton about things that kill you before you have babies, and pretty much stops caring about things that kill you after you've made babies.