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[SalmonGod]

I have had this tablet for five days.
I just tripped and dropped it.
It was my first tablet ever.

Thought you were talking about a tablet for a second. *cough*GRAPHICS TABLET*cough*WACOM*cough*PEN AND STUFF*cough*

Man, all the emphasis on hip new tablets are making it hard to distinguish between tablets and tablets.

I get annoyed sometimes with that terminology conflict, also.

That's why you shouldn't have English as your first language

That's why my first language is internet!

[Steelmagic]

The only language i speak is American.

that was a joke, please don't hurt me

[Flying Dice]

The only language i speak is American.

that was a joke, please don't hurt me

Eh, American English is distinct enough from British English to be worth differentiating in conversation, at least in this context.

[ggamer]

The only language i speak is American.

that was a joke, please don't hurt me

Eh, American English is distinct enough from British English to be worth differentiating in conversation, at least in this context.

I said cann'ae today and it confused everybody around me, so yeah, american and british english are very far apart.

[Aklyon]

Isn't that closer to scottish english though?

[Parsely]

Isn't that closer to irish english though?

FTFY

EDIT: Yeah I actually have no idea.

[scriver]

According to my fiancee, Elder Scrolls Online is either non-canon or doesn't even exist, depending on how good a mood she's in.

I like your fiance. She can stay at my castle whenever you visit Sweden,

You ruddy bastard! T_T

What? You can stay at my castle too, it's just that it's undergoing restuarations at the time you're arriving.

[ggamer]

According to my fiancee, Elder Scrolls Online is either non-canon or doesn't even exist, depending on how good a mood she's in.

I like your fiance. She can stay at my castle whenever you visit Sweden,

You ruddy bastard! T_T

What? You can stay at my castle too, it's just that it's undergoing restuarations at the time you're arriving.

Restorations from all the banging-he's-giving-your-wife damages

Everyone knows that damages related to adultery are the number one costs for owners of castles

[Owlbread]

Isn't that closer to scottish english though?

Scottish English is British English, unfortunately. British does not mean "English".

I say cannae on a regular basis, though it is also a Geordie thing I believe from the North of England. It is not Irish. "Canny" is another word entirely though, you must not find yourself in a situation where you'd mistake the two.

[Parsely]

All people who own castles commit adultery!

Me: I have a castle.
All the People: *clothes fall off*

[Steelmagic]

All people who own castles commit adultery!

Me: I have a castle.
All the People: *clothes fall off*

I need a castle now. For research purposes.

[Aklyon]

I'll be sitting over here in this little castle. Totally not naked.

Why are you in the castle then?

[MadMalkavian]

NEVERMIND HUR DURR I"M RETARDED

[MadMalkavian]

ITT: Shitposting.

[Sirus]

What does ITT stand for? I'm curious.