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[Furtuka]

All these years I have waited, and now you are far too late to stop me from reporting you traitors to the only Legitimate Constitutional Authority that has ever existed: the armed mob.

HAIL SATAN ALLAH MARX LIBERTARIANISM UH. THE PEOPLE?

If you have 5000 people to give to me I'll rent myself out as a diety.

Hows about that armed mob over there?

[lue]

I think it's time...

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...to call in the Liberal Crime Squad.

[mastahcheese]

That made me so happy.

[Hanslanda]

Suddenly I'm not so angry about my day anymore.

[Flying Dice]

That isn't disturbing, how can I help?

[Sirus]

Oh my science. Isn't there anything we can do?

[mastahcheese]

Oh my science. Isn't there anything we can do?

Lawls, I don't think we can allow this.

[Putnam]

Many times have the devs and others said that there is no exact analogue between races in Elder Scrolls and real-life races but fuck that let's make argonians literally aztec

[Frumple]

ESO: Shitting all over your canon since last tuesday.

[NobodyPro]

Many times have the devs and others said that there is no exact analogue between races in Elder Scrolls and real-life races but fuck that let's make argonians literally aztec

Prepare yourself for the inevitable Games Workshop lawsuit (except not, because it's not a tabletop game).

[alway]

Turns out someone I thought was a friend is an antivaccer. God fuckin' damn it. I knew she'd been slipping into a bit of anti-establishment woo, but the sort of arguments she's putting forth? The whole "fuck you, I've got mine" mentality that these rabid antivaccers are always pushing?

Yeah, I currently live with two Free Energy Libertarian Anti-Establishment Anti-Vaccine "The Fluoride In The Water Will Kill You" Guns Guns Guns Lets Go Back To The Barter System And Have An Armed Rebellion types. It's fun times.

Aw man, I lived with a couple guys like that at RIT a couple years back. Though for them, it was internet-libertarian mixed with UFO conspiracy theories. One night I get back at like 11PM, they're all standing at the window, staring out into the night in awe; they claim they saw a UFO. Thing is, we lived directly under the landing flightpath for the local airport; there were literally flights coming in several times an hour. Naturally, they swear up and down it wasn't an aircraft, and point out the direction it came from... which was the same direction the aircraft typically fly in from. And one of them starting freaking out about the aliens having seen him.

Then another day, they show me this crazy internet-libertarian conspiracy video about the fed, and ask 'so where is all that money they're printing going?!?' I just look at them with my best 'I am disappoint' face, and reply "You don't actually know what the fed does, do you?" And point them to a This American Life episode which explains it quite well.

And they were oh so certain that Ron Paul would win for sure.

That shit's hilarious.

[mastahcheese]

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Man, this makes me so glad I have no friends in real life.

[SalmonGod]

Airline phone service sucks.  Spent the last half hour treated like a hot potato, transferred like a dozen times to people who all claim they don't handle what I'm calling for, and I know better because I've been doing business with them for the past 5 weeks.  At one point someone took me off hold to say "How can I help you?" and then put me back on hold before I could say anything.  WTF.

[Dutchling]

Airline phone service sucks.  Spent the last half hour treated like a hot potato, transferred like a dozen times to people who all claim they don't handle what I'm calling for, and I know better because I've been doing business with them for the past 5 weeks.  At one point someone took me off hold to say "How can I help you?" and then put me back on hold before I could say anything.  WTF.

Well, just remember, your call is very important to them.

[nenjin]

At one point someone took me off hold to say "How can I help you?" and then put me back on hold before I could say anything.  WTF.

Probably someone bumping the line so the Time Since Responded got refreshed.