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[MetalSlimeHunt]

Perhaps worst part is that they don't even have theirs. They have an illusion that they have theirs, when in reality they are placing us all in danger.

[MaximumZero]

Oh, what I wouldn't give to be able to sit all the anti-vaccers down in one place and either, a) teach them a bit about basic biology and chemistry [no, there is no antifreeze in vaccines. It wouldn't help, really,] and logic [correlation!=causation], or, failing that, b) fire them into the sun from a rail cannon for attempting to bring back polio.

[Sirus]

Oh, what I wouldn't give to be able to sit all the anti-vaccers down in one place and either, a) teach them a bit about basic biology and chemistry [no, there is no antifreeze in vaccines. It wouldn't help, really,] and logic [correlation!=causation], or, failing that, b) fire them into the sun from a rail cannon for attempting to bring back polio.

How about introducing the antivaccers to polio?

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Note: this is a joke. Sirus does not condone the use of crippling/deadly diseases to prove a point.

[MaximumZero]

Oh, what I wouldn't give to be able to sit all the anti-vaccers down in one place and either, a) teach them a bit about basic biology and chemistry [no, there is no antifreeze in vaccines. It wouldn't help, really,] and logic [correlation!=causation], or, failing that, b) fire them into the sun from a rail cannon for attempting to bring back polio.

How about introducing the antivaccers to polio?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Note: this is a joke. Sirus does not condone the use of crippling/deadly diseases to prove a point.

Nah. Then they'd just harp on us for not having polio like FDR. Don't you want to be like FDR, one of the greatest presidents EVAR?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

That would be unwise, if deliciously ironic. The main threat the anti-vaccers pose is that they risk breaking our hard-won heard immunity if there are too many of them.

[MaximumZero]

The worst part of it is that it won't even be them. Most of them got shots long, long before they got caught up in all the madness. It'll be their kids, who don't really have a say in the matter for another dozen years or so.

[Solifuge]

Turns out someone I thought was a friend is an antivaccer. God fuckin' damn it. I knew she'd been slipping into a bit of anti-establishment woo, but the sort of arguments she's putting forth? The whole "fuck you, I've got mine" mentality that these rabid antivaccers are always pushing?

Yeah, I currently live with two Free Energy Libertarian Anti-Establishment Anti-Vaccine "The Fluoride In The Water Will Kill You" Guns Guns Guns Lets Go Back To The Barter System And Have An Armed Rebellion types. It's fun times.

[Vector]

Turns out someone I thought was a friend is an antivaccer. God fuckin' damn it. I knew she'd been slipping into a bit of anti-establishment woo, but the sort of arguments she's putting forth? The whole "fuck you, I've got mine" mentality that these rabid antivaccers are always pushing?

Yeah, I currently live with two Free Energy Libertarian Anti-Establishment Anti-Vaccine "The Fluoride In The Water Will Kill You" Guns Guns Guns Lets Go Back To The Barter System And Have An Armed Rebellion types. It's fun times.

. . . Oh my god.

That was nearly my housing option, too, but I decided to live with the person with boundary issues instead because I was pretty sure the other situation was going to result in casualties.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

What's wrong Vector, don't you want to hear my 20,000 page thesis on how we'll form militias town-by-town and take America back from the liberal Marxist scum? You know, Ron Paul really should have been President, it's practically a conspiracy that he wasn't nominated.

[Sirus]

Oh god.

Guys.

MSH is one of them.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

All these years I have waited, and now you are far too late to stop me from reporting you traitors to the only Legitimate Constitutional Authority that has ever existed: the armed mob.

[Hanslanda]

All these years I have waited, and now you are far too late to stop me from reporting you traitors to the only Legitimate Constitutional Authority that has ever existed: the armed mob.

HAIL SATAN ALLAH MARX LIBERTARIANISM UH. THE PEOPLE?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

All these years I have waited, and now you are far too late to stop me from reporting you traitors to the only Legitimate Constitutional Authority that has ever existed: the armed mob.

HAIL SATAN ALLAH MARX LIBERTARIANISM UH. THE PEOPLE?

Can't you see that taxes are basically armed robbery? Remember to help out your local Libertarian Party candidates, by the true will of the people we'll get them in the White House sooner than you think! Invisiblehandmarketforcestwoaxisfreedomsoverigncitizenruggedindividualisi-

* MSHbot begins to spark.

[Xantalos]

All these years I have waited, and now you are far too late to stop me from reporting you traitors to the only Legitimate Constitutional Authority that has ever existed: the armed mob.

HAIL SATAN ALLAH MARX LIBERTARIANISM UH. THE PEOPLE?

If you have 5000 people to give to me I'll rent myself out as a diety.

[Descan]

HAIL RON PAUL.