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Author Topic: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Trust-o-nomics Edition  (Read 3748647 times)

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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: R.I.P Bambi Edition
« Reply #26415 on: August 08, 2013, 03:09:19 am »

Brain, we have been asleep for 3 hours so i ask: why the fuck are we awake, it's not even close to daytime yet, you asshole.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: R.I.P Bambi Edition
« Reply #26416 on: August 08, 2013, 04:12:45 am »

There's a gigantic fucking fly that's been buzzing around my room for the last three hours. I can't kill it because the thing's fucking huge and I don't have access to anything heavy and it's attracted to my light.
The buzzing is so goddamned irritating.
Then go get something heavy.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: R.I.P Bambi Edition
« Reply #26417 on: August 08, 2013, 04:14:40 am »

There's a gigantic fucking fly that's been buzzing around my room for the last three hours. I can't kill it because the thing's fucking huge and I don't have access to anything heavy and it's attracted to my light.
The buzzing is so goddamned irritating.
Then go get something heavy.
I activated cat protocol.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: R.I.P Bambi Edition
« Reply #26418 on: August 08, 2013, 04:22:14 am »

Man, my cats have murdered more flys than I have by far, normally they're fine with being chill all day, but when I fly shows up, instant murder drive engaged.
It's rather fun to watch.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: R.I.P Bambi Edition
« Reply #26419 on: August 08, 2013, 04:22:58 am »

Man, my cats have murdered more flys than I have by far, normally they're fine with being chill all day, but when I fly shows up, instant murder drive engaged.
It's rather fun to watch.
Indeed. Acrobatic little bastard (talking about the cat here). Caught the fly in midair.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: R.I.P Bambi Edition
« Reply #26420 on: August 08, 2013, 04:26:44 am »

Man, my cats have murdered more flys than I have by far, normally they're fine with being chill all day, but when I fly shows up, instant murder drive engaged.
It's rather fun to watch.
Indeed. Acrobatic little bastard (talking about the cat here). Caught the fly in midair.
I find it hilarious that people say cats are graceful, and every time I see them on TV or online, they are.
But apparently mine are defective, because they trip over themselves multiple times a day (or at least one of them does), however, they can still hunt like no tomorrow.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: R.I.P Bambi Edition
« Reply #26421 on: August 08, 2013, 05:48:01 am »

I find it hilarious that people say cats are graceful, and every time I see them on TV or online, they are.
But apparently mine are defective, because they trip over themselves multiple times a day (or at least one of them does), however, they can still hunt like no tomorrow.
It broke. Fix it. *waves cat at God*
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: R.I.P Bambi Edition
« Reply #26422 on: August 08, 2013, 06:21:24 am »

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« Last Edit: August 20, 2013, 05:25:28 am by Swiftling »
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: R.I.P Bambi Edition
« Reply #26423 on: August 08, 2013, 12:19:16 pm »

Graaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

Secretary quit, manager is on vacation 'til the 15th, and the owner of the business doesn't know her asshole from a stapler. Having a damn anxiety attack here, trying to do 4 people's jobs on my own with limited information, stupid clients, and the office completely disorganized.

On the good side, I just finished genning a new world on my laptop in the back room, and will enjoy committing vast quantities of !!MURDER!! once the office closes.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: R.I.P Bambi Edition
« Reply #26424 on: August 08, 2013, 12:35:41 pm »

Hahahaaa... man, that is an auditing nightmare, right there, from what my current studying has been telling me. Separation of duties is an important thing from the covering-own-ass angle, heee!

But... good luck. S'gotta' be stressful.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: R.I.P Bambi Edition
« Reply #26425 on: August 08, 2013, 12:42:46 pm »

Goddamn bible people keep on coming to my house and trying to convert me and they talk so goddamn much. I'm too polite to turn them away and it's cold outside how do they go from house to house fffff-
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: R.I.P Bambi Edition
« Reply #26426 on: August 08, 2013, 12:51:03 pm »

Man, my cats have murdered more flys than I have by far, normally they're fine with being chill all day, but when I fly shows up, instant murder drive engaged.
It's rather fun to watch.
Indeed. Acrobatic little bastard (talking about the cat here). Caught the fly in midair.
I find it hilarious that people say cats are graceful, and every time I see them on TV or online, they are.
But apparently mine are defective, because they trip over themselves multiple times a day (or at least one of them does), however, they can still hunt like no tomorrow.

I have a Persian (by pure chance, we were looking for a cat and there were kittens available). And somewhat slippery floors. Said cat has bouts of paranoia, in which she starts acting startled for no reason and whenever she sees anyone move in her direction, starts running. Very fast.

Cat tries to change direction during running.

Cat oversteers, her hind legs continuing to move in the previous direction despite the front legs making a turn.

The former end up parallel to the floor, cat entering a drift.

Cat hauls her ass along the floor before finally completing the turn.

Honestly, I don't know whether this belongs more here or sad thread, due to sheer defectiveness of the damn feline, or perhaps happy thread, because it looks pretty absurd.

EDIT:

@Xanthalos:
Step 1: make fake blood
Step 2: coat a knife in it
Step 3: leave it somewhere visible from the entrance
Step 4: when they come, say: 'Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord, Satan?'
Step 5: get chased out of town

Also, it's cold where you are? Daaaaaaaaamn, I envy you.
« Last Edit: August 08, 2013, 12:53:49 pm by scrdest »
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: R.I.P Bambi Edition
« Reply #26427 on: August 08, 2013, 12:52:13 pm »

Goddamn bible people keep on coming to my house and trying to convert me and they talk so goddamn much. I'm too polite to turn them away and it's cold outside how do they go from house to house fffff-
Dedication.

Sadly, considering you answered and didn't convert, you've probably put on some to do list. Might get more of these visits soon.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: R.I.P Bambi Edition
« Reply #26428 on: August 08, 2013, 12:53:19 pm »

Goddamn bible people keep on coming to my house and trying to convert me and they talk so goddamn much. I'm too polite to turn them away and it's cold outside how do they go from house to house fffff-
Dedication.

Sadly, considering you answered and didn't convert, you've probably put on some to do list. Might get more of these visits soon.
This is the second visit, so yeah.
Goddamn it disadvantages of Canadianism.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: R.I.P Bambi Edition
« Reply #26429 on: August 08, 2013, 12:54:34 pm »

Eeeh I don't really feel the need to be polite with folk that disturb me at my home to push their beliefs on me. Quick no thanks and door closure. I have the feeling that being too polite mark you up as a future target too What ebbor said.
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