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[Bauglir]

The Latin word for "left" is the same as the root for "sinister". COINCIDENCE!?!?!?!?!?1/1‽‽‽‽

(actually no it isn't a coincidence at all your guys' parody is legitimately a sign of social change)

Yeah, I know. Is this some kind of reverse Poe's Law?

But, yes, none of these things poses, will pose, or has ever posed a threat to human civilization. It is ridiculous to think that they do, and people have been ridiculous ass-hats in the course of history. This does not excuse present bum-millinery.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

The Latin word for "left" is the same as the root for "sinister". COINCIDENCE!?!?!?!?!?1/1‽‽‽‽

And don't forget what Jesus said. The law of our nation must be the law of Christ, or we will fall from favor!

[Max White]

(actually no it isn't a coincidence at all your guys' parody is legitimately a sign of social change)

The best parodies are those that are fucking ridicules, but actually ring true. Arthur Miller wrote a book about it.

[Neonivek]

That's just like you Big Lefty advocates, always talking about contributions like that's relevant. They can still contribute to society living a right-handed life! They just can't push their aberrant handedness agenda on our children and our God. It isn't bigotry to want to maintain your culture

Indeed they could, but the best outcome will always be to allow them to shine as left-handed people.

[Furtuka]

That's just like you Big Lefty advocates, always talking about contributions like that's relevant. They can still contribute to society living a right-handed life! They just can't push their aberrant handedness agenda on our children and our God. It isn't bigotry to want to maintain your culture

Indeed they could, but the best outcome will always be to allow them to shine as left-handed people.

Neo it's really hard to tell if you're in on the joke or not XD

[Knight of Fools]

In French, the left hand is called the Wrong Hand.

Considering my hate of both the French and Lefties, I'm not sure how I feel about this...

[Steelmagic]

The French are in the right on this, obviously.

[SalmonGod]

Plato supposedly described heaven as being through an opening in the sky "to the right" while hell is through an opening in the ground "to the left".

[Blargityblarg]

The French are in the right on this, obviously.

STOP OPPRESSING ME WITH YOUR HATEFUL LANGUAGE

[Graknorke]

The French are in the right on this, obviously.

STOP OPPRESSING ME WITH YOUR HATEFUL LANGUAGE

Hey, we don't hate you for your bizarre mental deformity, we just want you to conform to everybody else by not using your hands like a satanist maniac.

[Greiger]

Pfft.  Lefties, righties.  When you are lifting objects with telekinesis who can tell what part of your brain you are using.

[LordSlowpoke]

Pfft.  Lefties, righties.  When you are lifting objects with telekinesis who can tell what part of your brain you are using.

Nobody, that's who!
You use the hippocampus. Thereby right, but still more like the middle brain, you ambidextrous witch.

[ChairmanPoo]

Tonight I slept on the floor in the lab. Because the lab has AC and the resident room does not. I ache all over.

[Flying Dice]

Pfft.  Lefties, righties.  When you are lifting objects with telekinesis who can tell what part of your brain you are using.

That's even worse. You could be standing next to a leftie and not even know it!

[Descan]

That is why you need to carry MRI scanners with you at all times.