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[MetalSlimeHunt]

30% of the population is left-handed.

[Criptfeind]

I'm not sure if that analogy works. Since gay people are not secret aliens trying to take over the world.

[Hanslanda]

Oh my god, thirty percent of people are left handed? THOSE FILTHY NASTY LEFTIES.

[Max White]

30% of the population is left-handed.

Really? Crap, they are multiplying! This could cause all sorts of problems down the track! Better do something about it!

I'm not saying I hate lefties, but they should tolerate that I don't want to see them using their left hands for things you should be doing with your right hand.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

30% of the population is left-handed.

Really? Crap, they are multiplying! This could cause all sorts of problems down the track! Better do something about it!

I'm not saying I hate lefties, but they should tolerate that I don't want to see them using their left hands for things you should be doing with your right hand.

I know, right? Everyone calls me a bigot, but all I'm saying is that this is a right-handed society and we shouldn't be forced to bow to a left-handed agenda. Can't they respect that our cultural heritage is that of right-handed life?

Besides, their left-handedness disrupts society. "Oh, I can't sit there, I need a left-handed desk!" Left-handed desks, left-handed scissors, what's next, is Congress going to force the military to issue left-handed guns to appease a vocal minority? I'm not saying we should do anything extreme here, but I think it would be better if we got the schools to just teach right-handedness again, like in the good old days. Sure, a lot of people had left-handed experiences during college and stuff, but that's only because of the identity crisis that a lot of people have in young adulthood, just a phase. We only started having this lefty problem after they started letting kids be wusses and use whatever hand they "feel" is correct.

[Neonivek]

I know, right? Everyone calls me a bigot, but all I'm saying is that this is a right-handed society and we shouldn't be forced to bow to a left-handed agenda. Can't they respect that our cultural heritage is that of right-handed life?

A society that cares only for the majority loses out on the contributions of the minority.

[Max White]

Look, my faith tells me that left handedness is a sin. If you want to live a lefty life style then you can in the privacy of your own home, but don't go flaunting your left hand all about in public, especially around my kids.

[ggamer]

30% of the population is left-handed.

Really? Crap, they are multiplying! This could cause all sorts of problems down the track! Better do something about it!

I'm not saying I hate lefties, but they should tolerate that I don't want to see them using their left hands for things you should be doing with your right hand.

I know, right? Everyone calls me a bigot, but all I'm saying is that this is a right-handed society and we shouldn't be forced to bow to a left-handed agenda. Can't they respect that our cultural heritage is that of right-handed life?

Besides, their left-handedness disrupts society. "Oh, I can't sit there, I need a left-handed desk!" Left-handed desks, left-handed scissors, what's next, is Congress going to force the military to issue left-handed guns to appease a vocal minority? I'm not saying we should do anything extreme here, but I think it would be better if we got the schools to just teach right-handedness again, like in the good old days. Sure, a lot of people had left-handed experiences during college and stuff, but that's only because of the identity crisis that a lot of people have in young adulthood, just a phase. We only started having this lefty problem after they started letting kids be wusses and use whatever hand they "feel" is correct.

MSH it's people like you who take all the attention from the minority-handed and take it to the biggest minority. people have a right to have dirty, pudgy hands.

#handtyranny

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I know, right? Everyone calls me a bigot, but all I'm saying is that this is a right-handed society and we shouldn't be forced to bow to a left-handed agenda. Can't they respect that our cultural heritage is that of right-handed life?

A society that cares only for the majority loses out on the contributions of the minority.

That's just like you Big Lefty advocates, always talking about contributions like that's relevant. They can still contribute to society living a right-handed life! They just can't push their aberrant handedness agenda on our children and our God. It isn't bigotry to want to maintain your culture.

[Sirus]

Oh please, lefties have it so good in our culture. Stores like the Leftorium pander exclusively to tiny minority of the population and are respected, but if I opened a store called the Rightorium I'd be called a bigot and shunned by our politically-correct media!

[Angel Of Death]

There's clearly something incredibly wrong with lefties, I mean, why would you want to use such a disgusting, ungodly hand?

[Bdthemag]

Don't even get me STARTED on ambidextrous people, who the hell do they think they are pretending they can use both their hands normally? Just a bunch of posers who can't pick a side.

[Bauglir]

The Latin word for "left" is the same as the root for "sinister". COINCIDENCE!?!?!?!?!?1/1‽‽‽‽

[Putnam]

The Latin word for "left" is the same as the root for "sinister". COINCIDENCE!?!?!?!?!?1/1‽‽‽‽

(actually no it isn't a coincidence at all your guys' parody is legitimately a sign of social change)

[Mr Space Cat]

30% of the population is left-handed. WITCHES!

FTFY. I say we gotta burn all them heretic witches. Y'know I know a guy who knows a guy who knew a guy that got turned into a newt by a lefty witch? I mean, he got better, but still, we can't have witches running around freely as they please, turning any old woman into a newt! What's next, children saying "Nee" to their elders?