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[Steelmagic]

Dandruff. WHY DANDRUFF, WHY WON'T YOU DIE?

[Parsely]

Have you tried machine gunning them yet?

[Steelmagic]

I don't know if I'm that accurate a shot.

[P(ony)SI]

I don't know if I'm that accurate a shot.

If you're worrying about accuracy, you don't have enough dakka.

[Steelmagic]

True. But for maximum Dakka i need something that shoots fast and is loud. Maybe an MG-42.

[P(ony)SI]

True. But for maximum Dakka i need something that shoots fast and is loud. Maybe an MG-42.

The hell are you talking about, there is no such thing as maximum dakka
If you think a MG-42 is maximum, then that must mean that two MG-42s are double the maximum dakka. This is not true. There is always enough room for more dakka, and thus, there is no maximum dakka.
And yes, that means there's no such thing as enough dakka. You must always have more.

[Max White]

I like to wash my hair with a radium based shampoo. Cures dandruff, and gives your hair that silky glow!

[Steelmagic]

Yes, i forgot the basic rule of there never being enough Dakka. So really what i need is all the guns, ever. At which point in time i need more.

[Blargityblarg]

I like to wash my hair with a radium based shampoo. Cures skin, and gives your hair that silky glow!

FTFY

[P(ony)SI]

Yes, i forgot the basic rule of there never being enough Dakka. So really what i need is all the guns, ever.

-ALL- the guns? But that is not enough dakka!
You must make more guns if you want more dakka. And eventually, you will run out of materials to make new guns with, and you will not have enough dakka.
You must have an infinite amount of materials to have an infinite amount of guns to have an infinite amount of dakka, but even infinite dakka is still not enough.
To summarize: dakka > dakka.

[Descan]

I like to wash my hair with a radium based shampoo. Cures dandruff, and gives your hair that silky glow!

For as long as you still have it, at least~

[SalmonGod]

At some point, your dakka will be enough to destroy all of existence past, present, future, and multiverse.  At that point the act of applying that dakka will paradox itself into never happening.  I think that is too much dakka.

[Parsely]

FCUK YOU FLIES. FCUK YOU TO FCUKING HEEELLLLLLLLLLL!!! FCUK! D:<

[da_nang]

Being pulled into a legal case as the defendant where I played no part whatsoever. How the plaintiff could've fucked that up is anyone's guess.

In other words, ‼RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGEEEEEEEEEE‼

[Lagslayer]

Hot grease splatter. Got all over me. Holes where the outer layers of skin used to be. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF