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[MaximumZero]

I'm an achievement hunter in the videogame of life. I've got all of them, except one...

* Fniff shoots self.

* Fniff has gotten the "Death" achievement

"Good news, Fniff! They just expanded the Achiev---

Aw, dammit."

[Steelmagic]

I wonder when achievements for non-video-games will come up? *DING!* You logged on to Windows! *DING!* You made microwave popcorn! *DING!* You accidentally streamed video of you pooping with your Google Glass! *DING!* You got a promotion!

You know microwave popcorn is the only one of those achievements i have, and then it took me 2 tries. Man i am shit at this game.

[Xantalos]

Extremely minor rage in comparison to RL stuff, but my emotional state is essentially 'kill something' because of this:
Someone introduced me to the anime TTGL.

[Parsely]

TTGL?

[Xantalos]

Tengen Toppa Gungan Lagann or something like that. I'm watching Bob Ross in an attempt to calm myself down and it isn't working

[Furtuka]

O_o It's probably best if I don't ask how is it that Gurren Lagann managed to effect you like that. Most people it seems to do the opposite.

[Sirus]

Do you not like it, or are you so filled with SPIRAL POWAH that you can't sit still without wanting to pierce the heavens?

_{I hope I got those memes for a show I never saw correct}

[Vector]

There is that one episode, you know.

[Tellemurius]

There is that one episode, you know.

It was just one episode though.

[Xantalos]

No humans you aren't allowed to oppose the people attempting to save reality from a cataclysmic event and in the process likely give rise to that same phenomenon or at least assure it happens should you succeed. No DNA, you aren't allowed to grant any organism possessing you theoretically infinite power through the use of sufficiently large ego. No humans, you aren't allowed to build a robot the size of the universe through your own recursive, self-referential egos of both infinite size and density, and no you are not allowed to create a drill 10 times larger than the universe, again purely out of your own ego, without the universe breaking from that. No series, you shouldn't portray the people attempting to save the universe from a cataclysmic event that will destroy everything forever, yes even the people who came back to life for no reason at all other than they felt like it, as the antagonists.
AND WHY IS THERE SUCH A DRILL MOTIVE GAGSFEGWTFGETCREYE
According to this anime, bacteria are the most dangerous things ever, because there's so many of them, and each of them has DNA which grants unlimited power for no real reason, thus allowing any life to exist anywhere guaranteed the cataclysmic self destruction of the reality in question.
There is an upside, though. If I were to place Tzneetch from 40k into this series, the resulting overload of hope would be quite an effective bomb.
Brb calming down Nick Cage style.

[Parsely]

I fucking fed a troll like some bloody newbie forumite. And then the flood of PMs came. WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING.

[GalenEvil]

I fucking fed a troll like some bloody newbie forumite. And then the flood of PMs came. WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING.

It's okay, I did it earlier too. Accidentally gave it OOC quote material via PM a few names back. Answered a question and hoped I would get a question answered in return

[Sirus]

I fucking fed a troll like some bloody newbie forumite. And then the flood of PMs came. WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING.

S'alright dude, we all do it every once in a while.

[Xantalos]

I fucking fed a troll like some bloody newbie forumite. And then the flood of PMs came. WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING.

Yeah, we all do that occasionally.
In other news, I managed to calm down but I'm now stuck inside Wil Wheaton's left pinky finger bone. I'm not sure how this happened.

[GalenEvil]

Such an odd place to be Xantalos. Glad you calmed down, we do not need to have your avatar popping out of its pixelated boundaries.