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[Flying Dice]

You're not absolutely guaranteed to be senile or... nonfunctional at that age, either. Granted, the chances of one or both are pretty damned high, but still.

[misko27]

I'm joking! There's no upper age limit.


Although, considering you most likely would need machines to make shit work...

[MaximumZero]

I'm joking! There's no upper age limit.


Although, considering you most likely would need machines to make shit work...

I'm just a love machine, and I don't work for nobody but me...

[misko27]

I'm joking! There's no upper age limit.


Although, considering you most likely would need machines to make shit work...

I'm just a love machine, and I don't work for nobody but me...

All the horny old people will be so disappointed. Back to the Machinery then.

[Frumple]

Look misk, if there's one goddamn thing the medical industry can do nowadays, it's that bloody thing. We got pills, man. Pills that do thing nature decreed anathema.

... now, mind you. They might not survive the experience, and the pills might kill them shortly thereafter. But for a short, glorious, heart exploding moment, there would be freaky geriatric gymnastics of the horizontal, vertical, and geometric curve sort.

[nenjin]

*points to the thread subtitle*

I think we've been classy enough for one night.

[Steelmagic]

Oh god the images of old people being sex masters. It's both hilarious and painful.

Not just old people though 117 year old people.

[Mr Space Cat]

Well, there are differences and intricacies per state. I know Sex in my state is limited to people in the 13-14, 15-17, and 18-116 age brackets. You can only have sex in your age group, so a 15 yr old having sex with a 14 is rape. Likewise, 13 on 12 sex is completely illegal, but 14 on 13 sex is perfectly acceptable.

This just makes me WTF. It's oddly specific for which ages are legal for what, too. It also conjures up images of perfectly legal middle school orgies, so that probably helps the WTF factor greatly. Just, srsly, dafaq.

[nwob]

I'm bad at A level maths.

So, what happens in the exam? They turn the complexity up a lot higher than I'm used to.

Fuck you too, examiners.

Is this the whole C3 shenanigans?

I heard this was next year's paper that they had to rush into printing because the last one went missing 

I did it last year but all the people I know who did it this time had a really shitty time as well, if that makes you feel any better.

[Akura]

These stupid little moth-like bugs are flying around me. And there's a huge swarm of ants in the kitchen. We're losing the bug war, man.

[nwob]

No, C4.

I just hate maths, now. GCSE I was fine. They didn't have integration, radians, differentiation, 3D vectors and so on.

The goddamned vector question that was on it I couldn't make heads and tails of.

I thought I'd done horribly in that exam as well, I got a better result than I was expecting.  Don't lose hope.

[nwob]

These stupid little moth-like bugs are flying around me. And there's a huge swarm of ants in the kitchen. We're losing the bug war, man.

Moth-like bugs?

You sure they aren't small moths?

Could well be the well-known winged moth-mimicking beetle

[nwob]

Most of the questions were unanswered because I couldn't think of what to do in the first place.

Needless to say, all future career aspects will hopefully avoid having to find vectors from random letters (Greek and English) and I won't need to find out what the integral of x^8ln3x is.
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What do you want to do?

[freeformschooler]

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCK

It was raining too hard to see anything with my wipers on full speed and I backed into a rock wall while trying to pick up my little brother who didn't want to walk.

Now I have an awful creased dent in my tailgate and a small chunk out of one of my rear lights. Damn, wonder how much that'll cost to fix? (Hint: somewhere around "all the money I made for the past year that I was saving up for college this fall").

[MaximumZero]

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCK

It was raining too hard to see anything with my wipers on full speed and I backed into a rock wall while trying to pick up my little brother who didn't want to walk.

Now I have an awful creased dent in my tailgate and a small chunk out of one of my rear lights. Damn, wonder how much that'll cost to fix? (Hint: somewhere around "all the money I made for the past year that I was saving up for college this fall").

So long as the light still works, you probably don't actually have to fix that. I mean, I drove for almost a year with the side of my car so smashed in that the doors wouldn't open, and the nose held on with gorilla tape.