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[XXSockXX]

"workplace safety lectures and videos"

Best workplace safety video ever. Couldn't find a dubbed version, only subtitled, but you'll get the point. NSFW for gore reasons.

[MagmaMcFry]

"workplace safety lectures and videos"

Best workplace safety video ever. Couldn't find a dubbed version, only subtitled, but you'll get the point. NSFW for gore reasons.

I had hoped that this wasn't what I thought it was, but it seems this video came back to haunt me. In seventh grade we had a drug safety officer come into class and educate us about drugs, and I have no idea how it happened, but we ended up collectively criticizing the contents of his laptop while he stood behind us and made weak attempts to get the attention (and his laptop) back, while some guys in the back tried to break open the drug sample showcase with their pocket knives. Anyhow, we found his collection of funny mail attachments, and this video was in there, we watched it, and I got sick. I'd probably get sick again if I watched it now.

[XXSockXX]

"workplace safety lectures and videos"

Best workplace safety video ever. Couldn't find a dubbed version, only subtitled, but you'll get the point. NSFW for gore reasons.

I had hoped that this wasn't what I thought it was, but it seems this video came back to haunt me. In seventh grade we had a drug safety officer come into class and educate us about drugs, and I have no idea how it happened, but we ended up collectively criticizing the contents of his laptop while he stood behind us and made weak attempts to get the attention (and his laptop) back, while some guys in the back tried to break open the drug sample showcase with their pocket knives. Anyhow, we found his collection of funny mail attachments, and this video was in there, we watched it, and I got sick. I'd probably get sick again if I watched it now.

Wow, really? I would have loved that in 7th grade, it is a bit gory, but in a hilarious way. Also a great parody. Anyway, you shouldn't watch it if it makes you sick, that's why I said NSFW + gore.

[Akura]

Ah, another fun day of inhaling fibreglass particles. Though I was pleasantly surprised to discover that they have replaced the asbestos insulation with fibreglass at some point.

I remember hearing something somewhere that fiberblass is more carcinogenic than asbestos, and that asbestos isn't actually all that bad. I can't remember where, though.

Incidentally, near the door where I enter the college when I go to work, there's an area taped off with a warning about an asbestos hazard.

[misko27]

I have 12 hourws before I need to leave for my Global History regents, and my internet is cut off from Verizon. ohh, I nearly strangled my father through the phone, but I had it on within a half hour. So, 11 hours and 30 minutes to go, then..

[MagmaMcFry]

"workplace safety lectures and videos"

Best workplace safety video ever. Couldn't find a dubbed version, only subtitled, but you'll get the point. NSFW for gore reasons.

I had hoped that this wasn't what I thought it was, but it seems this video came back to haunt me. In seventh grade we had a drug safety officer come into class and educate us about drugs, and I have no idea how it happened, but we ended up collectively criticizing the contents of his laptop while he stood behind us and made weak attempts to get the attention (and his laptop) back, while some guys in the back tried to break open the drug sample showcase with their pocket knives. Anyhow, we found his collection of funny mail attachments, and this video was in there, we watched it, and I got sick. I'd probably get sick again if I watched it now.

Wow, really? I would have loved that in 7th grade, it is a bit gory, but in a hilarious way. Also a great parody. Anyway, you shouldn't watch it if it makes you sick, that's why I said NSFW + gore.

Normally I wouldn't have problems with gore, but the gore+cheerfulness combo is what I can't stand.

[Tellemurius]

DAMNIT WINDOWS HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK UP YOUR OWN SOFTWARE. RDP CLIENT DOESNT EVEN WORK FOR 2 SECONDS BEFORE IT BLEEDING FAILS, I DONT EVEN GET CREDENTIALS SCREEN, YOU SUCK YOU STUPID PUTRID TWATS.

[Akura]

She's still blasting country music. And now the entire room reeks of weed. If she's doing that shit in this room, I will boot her ass to the street, to hell with what my parents might say.

I'm tired, I want to go to bed. But I can't with that going on.

[Vector]

Mary Poppins Wanted.

I don't know why this makes me so fucking mad.

[penguinofhonor]

- If you know your Myers Briggs personality type, please let us know.

I found the punchline.

[Vector]

. . . Yeah, that would be it.

They probably want... ESFJ's.

[XXSockXX]

Mary Poppins Wanted.

I don't know why this makes me so fucking mad.

They probably want:
- attractive, with british accent
- willing to fix dysfunctional family
- can operate umbrella in flight
- practically perfect in every way
cue Ms Featherbottom

[Vector]

... Okay, I laughed :3  Thank you.

[Skyrunner]

Is that pay enough for the long hours they want? :/

[Tellemurius]

Is that pay enough for the long hours they want? :/

Compensation: $70,000 - $90,000 annual salary

Shit thats more than i will get right out of college but babysitting servers is alot less stress inducing than children