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[SalmonGod]

The heat in this office is worse than yesterday.  It's making me feel ill.

[Reudh]

The heat in this office is worse than yesterday.  It's making me feel ill.

How hot is it?

Maybe you're going through menopause?

[Tiruin]

Wat XD
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You...don't have any ventilation there, I take it?

[SalmonGod]

The AC is confirmed broken.  I borrowed a desk fan from someone, and am doing alright, aside from the annoyance of having a loud fan blowing directly onto me from point blank range.

[Xantalos]

That sucks.
You obviously must sacrifice one of your incompetent coworkers to please the gremlins.

[Neonivek]

The AC is confirmed broken.  I borrowed a desk fan from someone, and am doing alright, aside from the annoyance of having a loud fan blowing directly onto me from point blank range.

Does the room have a window?

[SalmonGod]

The AC is confirmed broken.  I borrowed a desk fan from someone, and am doing alright, aside from the annoyance of having a loud fan blowing directly onto me from point blank range.

Does the room have a window?

Not exactly.  Two walls are lined with windows, but they can't be opened.  It's about the same temperature outside, anyway.  I'm not in a room like you're probably thinking of.  This office is one big, open floor of I think around 60 desks, sectioned off into groups of 6 by shoulder-height cubicle walls.

[Knight of Fools]

So, it's less of an oven and more of a warehouse full of toasters.

[Max White]

There are many things that are said to be cruel, but one sin rises above the others. One single act against humanity that is beyond redemption. No salvation can be found. Only the most lowly of lifeforms ever to crawl from a hole in the earth could ever commit such a crime.

And that is to get an annoying song from somebodies childhood stuck in their head. Crazy Bus.

[Johuotar]

258 email and about 50% of them have words "free" "enlargement" "pills"...

[Akura]

I'm pretty sure I know some people who would love to have their pills enlarged for free.


My rage: Why the hell does nobody clean up after themselves? I wake up and go to eat my breakfast cereal, only I find that the exactly 2 bowls in this house(with 4 people living in it) are dirty, one in the sink, the other filled with what looks like it's headed for the compost heap. There are dirty dishes everywhere, including one on the floor covered in dog hair.

Argh, if anyone, especially within my own family, calls me a dirty slob, I will punch them in the face.

[Mech#4]

I'm pretty sure I know some people who woul love to have their pills enlarged for free.

If my pills were enlarged, how would I swallow them?

[Max White]

Hold on, give me a second to stop laughing...
Greatorder, you can sit next to me.

[Tellemurius]

Awakening.

*walks away and hides his 3ds holding the game cart*

[werty892]

Enders game movie.

FUCKING HOLLYWOOD WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE DOING ARRRGHHH ITS HUNGER GAMES IN SPACE FUCK!

Also every time I try to search for something on the forums it crashes my browser.