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[Neonivek]

Welcome to the real world. Or were you talking about fiction? Because the real world is pretty damn distopian.

Fiction.

They do it in real life all the time. Mind you they usually don't full blown lie but they will stretch it a mile long.

The problem is what is justified through fiction will usually be similarly justified in real life.

[Bdthemag]

My friend lost track of my kitten. Holy fuck, I leave her alone with it for like one hour and she can't find it. She thinks it somehow got outside or something, it doesn't help that its fur is pitch black either. I am so fucking mad, so help me god if someone I know accidentally kills another kitten of mine I'm going to murder someone.

[Neonivek]

My friend lost track of my kitten. Holy fuck, I leave her alone with it for like one hour and she can't find it. She thinks it somehow got outside or something, it doesn't help that its fur is pitch black either. I am so fucking mad, so help me god if someone I know accidentally kills another kitten of mine I'm going to murder someone.

Know how you feel man, when my cat ran out of the house I cried for hours worrying >_>

I am kind of a cry baby when I am in emotional distress.

We found the cat sleeping in the back.

[penguinofhonor]

The middle click on my mouse is being finnicky. I use that damn button about as much as I left click.

Is it not clicking?

Or do you open five new tabs when you middle click a link?

It's not clicking sometimes. It appears to happen when I haven't touched it for a few minutes - if I just start rapidly clicking it, it acts as if I'm doing nothing for 1-2 seconds and then starts acting normally after that. Until I leave it alone for a few more minutes.

[Nadaka]

I am rapidly approaching the point of absolute political rage yet again. And it is harder than ever for me to find solace in the lesser of two evils.

[GlyphGryph]

I am rapidly approaching the point of absolute political rage yet again. And it is harder than ever for me to find solace in the lesser of two evils.

Agreed.

[Ameablable]

Goddammnit! I JUST BIT MY FOCKING TONGUE!

[MaximumZero]

Goddammnit! I JUST BIT MY FOCKING TONGUE!

You're supposed to eat the food, dude, not your tongue.

[Ameablable]

im chewing gum though. im supposed to eat it now!?

[Hanslanda]

Goddammnit! I JUST BIT MY FOCKING TONGUE!

You're supposed to eat the food, dude, not your tongue.

I ran over the back of my heel today with a metal cart at work. The height the corners of the cart are at is PERFECT for catching the rising slope of the ball joint in your ankle over you shoe, and it HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.

But the worst thing about biting your tongue is that later, you will bite it again because it's all swollen.

[Spaghetti7]

We have a 7-way intersection around here. It comes with a rotary too! (Yes, it has both an intersection AND a rotary, and has at least 6 sets of lights)

I hate to bring this back up again, but...

Roundabouts.

[GlyphGryph]

I'm not sure what you're trying to say.  That you also think rotaries are crazy? That you prefer to call them by a silly name? Something else?

[Baneling]

I think he's saying "fix it with roundabouts".

Because roundabouts solve problems, not create them.

[GlyphGryph]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotaries_in_Massachusetts

Bell Circle (Massachusetts Route 16, Massachusetts Route 60, Massachusetts Route 1A, and Beach Street) in Revere, Massachusetts notorious for having a high accident rate

https://maps.google.com/maps?ie=UTF-8&q=bell+circle+revere&fb=1&gl=us&hq=bell+circle&hnear=0x89e36dfd12b7a73f:0x1b7b71a73e8186bc,Revere,+MA&cid=0,0,5356451223173074443&ei=gimdUdL9Ec6J0QHUxoD4Ag&ved=0CJ0BEPwSMAE

One of our designers thought THIS was a good idea. I'm pretty sure they'd find a way to fuck up proper roundabouts as well.

[Spaghetti7]

I'm not sure what you're trying to say.  That you also think rotaries are crazy? That you prefer to call them by a silly name? Something else?

A rotary...
Tip, read the quote you are quoting.
Sorry, didn't realise they were one and the same. Still, I don't get why you'd still need an intersection when you have a rotarybout.