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[Sirus]

But what if we want to wear pants?

[Greiger]

Pants are forbidden.

[Tellemurius]

But what if we want to wear pants?

colorado welcomes the shorts fad during the winter season

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[Sirus]

Pants are forbidden.

Shorts?

[Greiger]

Shorts will be permitted.  However, you will be shunned, like those obviously suicidal folks who take a moped onto a freeway.

[SalmonGod]

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So my mom picked me up from High School, and we were driving home. We pass by the middle school by my house, and there's a fucking mob of hooping and howling animals. Calling these fuckers people would be a disservice to the human race. A lone teary eyed girl, covered in dust is LIMPING AWAY from this crowd of beasts. My Mom gets out of the car, and dials 911. And we offer to take the girl home. We tried to get a good picture of the mob, but they scattered like the vermin they were. My Mom tried to get a shot of this one girl who was in the thick of it, but she fled to her house and her parents came out. We try to explain the situation, but some people can't except their babies are fucking vicious. We get the injured girl home, her parents come out and she collapses in the doorway. We call an ambulance, wish them well, and left.
What got me was the laughing, the fucking laughing, they were hooping and laughing like Hyenas. This girl was on the verge of collapse, and they were still chasing her when we got there. If I wasn't so big, they may have attacked my mother. I've never felt so much sheer contempt for the human race. FUCK EVERY LAST ONE OF THOSE BASTARDS I HOPE THOSE FUCKS DIE AND GET SKULL FUCKED BY BEEALZEBUBHIMSELF! NO FUCK THAT EVERY LAST ONE OF THOSE FUCKS GET GANGBANGED BY ALL 72 GOETION DEMONS! FOR ALL ETERNITY FUCK ALL OF THEM.

Good on you for not being a passive bystander.

[Rose]

Me turning into my avatar would be bad, I think.

[miauw62]

I like my current face fine.

Altough the temptation of that thumb is hard to resist.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Cleaning my keyboard, broke my secondary enter key nearly in half and snapped one of the prongs on Delete. The real frustrating part is that I can't get the small keys back in right. My arrows and the top of the numpad are now off and not going back on. I've gotten two of about eleven fixed, and I'm not sure how I did that.

[Skyrunner]

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So my mom picked me up from High School, and we were driving home. We pass by the middle school by my house, and there's a fucking mob of hooping and howling animals. Calling these fuckers people would be a disservice to the human race. A lone teary eyed girl, covered in dust is LIMPING AWAY from this crowd of beasts. My Mom gets out of the car, and dials 911. And we offer to take the girl home. We tried to get a good picture of the mob, but they scattered like the vermin they were. My Mom tried to get a shot of this one girl who was in the thick of it, but she fled to her house and her parents came out. We try to explain the situation, but some people can't except their babies are fucking vicious. We get the injured girl home, her parents come out and she collapses in the doorway. We call an ambulance, wish them well, and left.
What got me was the laughing, the fucking laughing, they were hooping and laughing like Hyenas. This girl was on the verge of collapse, and they were still chasing her when we got there. If I wasn't so big, they may have attacked my mother. I've never felt so much sheer contempt for the human race. FUCK EVERY LAST ONE OF THOSE BASTARDS I HOPE THOSE FUCKS DIE AND GET SKULL FUCKED BY BEEALZEBUBHIMSELF! NO FUCK THAT EVERY LAST ONE OF THOSE FUCKS GET GANGBANGED BY ALL 72 GOETION DEMONS! FOR ALL ETERNITY FUCK ALL OF THEM.

Good on you for not being a passive bystander.

[Vector]

. . . Was riding the elevator.  Doors open.  No one comes in.  I glance over--it's the ex.  Then he walks away.

He. . . waits for me to look, and then refuses to come?  What the everloving fuck, dude.  We broke up six months ago.  I forced myself to laugh a little because it was just that stupid.

I'm not obsessing.  I just honestly don't understand what he wants at this point.  Right, he forces me to feel bad, but then what?  How am I supposed to behave that will let him know that he's gotten what he wants?  Obviously, I'm not going to, but I'm kind of curious about his fantasy scenario for how all this would pan out.

[Pnx]

This is honestly starting to sound like a fixation to me.

[MaximumZero]

. . . Was riding the elevator.  Doors open.  No one comes in.  I glance over--it's the ex.  Then he walks away.

He. . . waits for me to look, and then refuses to come?  What the everloving fuck, dude.  We broke up six months ago.  I forced myself to laugh a little because it was just that stupid.

I'm not obsessing.  I just honestly don't understand what he wants at this point.  Right, he forces me to feel bad, but then what?  How am I supposed to behave that will let him know that he's gotten what he wants?  Obviously, I'm not going to, but I'm kind of curious about his fantasy scenario for how all this would pan out.

Sounds to me like he needs a good punch in the face.

[Glowcat]

. . . Was riding the elevator.  Doors open.  No one comes in.  I glance over--it's the ex.  Then he walks away.

He. . . waits for me to look, and then refuses to come?  What the everloving fuck, dude.  We broke up six months ago.  I forced myself to laugh a little because it was just that stupid.

I'm not obsessing.  I just honestly don't understand what he wants at this point.  Right, he forces me to feel bad, but then what?  How am I supposed to behave that will let him know that he's gotten what he wants?  Obviously, I'm not going to, but I'm kind of curious about his fantasy scenario for how all this would pan out.

The previous stuff was just stupid petty nonsense. Now he's starting to sound like a stalker because that seems intentionally threatening on his part.

[Pnx]

The previous stuff was just stupid petty nonsense. Now he's starting to sound like a stalker because that seems intentionally threatening on his part.

Well maybe that, though I'm not sure it was really meant to be threatening so much as just... get to her.

It seriously sounds like if he's still going through this whole passive aggressive harassment after six months, then he's probably got a bit of an obsession going.