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[Xantalos]

I'm a bit late on this, but Netflix wins the award for Cruelest April Fools Joke of 2013.

...ouch.

[penguinofhonor]

That should not be legal.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Seriously. I helped Owlbread try to convince you all there was a war with North Korea, and I think that's too far.

[Loud Whispers]

Seriously. I helped Owlbread try to convince you all there was a war with North Korea, and I think that's too far.

But there is, what's the issue?

[Sirus]

I'm a bit late on this, but Netflix wins the award for Cruelest April Fools Joke of 2013.

There are no words in Elvish, old Entish, or the tongues of Man to express my rage.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

There are no words in Elvish, old Entish, or the tongues of Man to express my rage.

I delved into the Black Speech of Mordor, and there was nothing appropriate there either. Also, my eyes melted out of my skull but I can still see, so it may not have been the best of endeavors.

[Xantalos]

There are no words in Elvish, old Entish, or the tongues of Man to express my rage.

I delved into the Black Speech of Mordor, and there was nothing appropriate there either. Also, my eyes melted out of my skull but I can still see, so it may not have been the best of endeavors.

You may want to try the Angry Marines. Or heck, just go on a section of 4chan that likes Firefly and notify them of this.

[Loud Whispers]

There are no words in Elvish, old Entish, or the tongues of Man to express my rage.

I delved into the Black Speech of Mordor, and there was nothing appropriate there either. Also, my eyes melted out of my skull but I can still see, so it may not have been the best of endeavors.

You may want to try the Angry Marines. Or heck, just go on a section of 4chan that likes Firefly and notify them of this.

All the sections Xantalos. All of them.

[Xantalos]

There are no words in Elvish, old Entish, or the tongues of Man to express my rage.

I delved into the Black Speech of Mordor, and there was nothing appropriate there either. Also, my eyes melted out of my skull but I can still see, so it may not have been the best of endeavors.

You may want to try the Angry Marines. Or heck, just go on a section of 4chan that likes Firefly and notify them of this.

All the sections Xantalos. All of them.

I am resisting the temptation to do this.
Coincidentally, do any of you know of a viable way to defeat a male grizzly bear in single combat, armed with a 3-inch steel knife and a walking stick?

[Max White]

Coincidentally, do any of you know of a viable way to defeat a male grizzly bear in single combat, armed with a 3-inch steel knife and a walking stick?

Do I also have any twine?

[Loud Whispers]

Coincidentally, do any of you know of a viable way to defeat a male grizzly bear in single combat, armed with a 3-inch steel knife and a walking stick?

Shove hand down its throat, begin biting its major arteries.

[Max White]

I'm noticing a vast difference in how we approach this sort of problem...

[Xantalos]

Nope. Just assume that on a walk in the forest, you carrying a walking stick and a knife, are attacked by a pissed-off grizzly bear.
Or a cougar. Either way, it's kinda important.

[Max White]

Well I guess I would die. I mean in all realism chances are I would die. There is no strategy that does not involve a lot of luck and not loosing my nerve, so I'm going to lock in 'Welp, I'm fucked!'

[Xantalos]

Well I guess I would die. I mean in all realism chances are I would die. There is no strategy that does not involve a lot of luck and not loosing my nerve, so I'm going to lock in 'Welp, I'm fucked!'

Against a cougar? Should be a tad more killable.