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[Skyrunner]

OpenCL is making me go crazy ;_;

[Flying Dice]

You people need to get carabiners for your keys.

[Jopax]

Arglebargle X-Com. First mission goes horribly wrong (they always do if I so much as change a single damn thing about anyones appearance) so I do the wrong thing and savescum. Next try gets my top dog 'naded and sent into critical on the first turn I spot the Mutons. Reload and try again, exact same thing happens. Reload and try again, exact same thing happens. Ragequit until the RNG stops hating me for a while.

[RedKing]

I wear a black leather jacket about 6 months out of the year (basically until it gets to the point where the ambient temperature is above 70F). During those months, I carry ALL THE THINGS, in random pocket assignments. Wallet, keys, cell phone, flash drive, random receipts that I accumulate because I always tend to pocket receipts, loose change, etc.

The fact that the pocket assignment is somewhat random often leads to me patting myself down to find out where the hell I put something.


During the summer, I just cram everything in my pants.

[MaximumZero]

Wallet in my right, phone in my left, keys vary.

Dude, you're going to scratch your phone.

Also, ActualRAGE: I go damn near 5 miles out of my way every day to accommodate my brother. The one day that I can't pick him up, he obstinately refuses to find a different ride and demands that I pick him up. That little bastard is working on a facepunch.

[Nadaka]

God damn pos: ORA-32036: unsupported case for inlining of query name in WITH clause

you cant run on my computer, but can on every other god damn computer in the office? WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY!

[RedKing]

God damn pos: ORA-32036: unsupported case for inlining of query name in WITH clause

you cant run on my computer, but can on every other god damn computer in the office? WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY!

Cause Larry Ellison is a dick.

Semi-related ragey WTF: User has an application that is making a 3.5MB archival zipfile. EVERY MINUTE THE COMPUTER IS ON. One month later, she has 84,500+ of the little bastards, and her HD is full. And I can't get the application admin on the phone, and I'm leery of deleting anything because this is an intel app, and that's evidence.

[Rose]

Wallet in my right, phone in my left, keys vary.

Dude, you're going to scratch your phone.

Too late. There's no paint left on the edges.

[Korbac]

Thank you for completing the Universal Pickpocket Survey 2013.

As a reward for your compliance, I can tell you to take care of your possessions, because the Pickpockalypse is nigh.

Good day.

[Sirus]

Wallet, keys, and flash drive in my right pocket, phone in my left. I never keep anything in my back pockets for fear of breaking something and/or pickpockets :|

[Korbac]

Wallet, keys, and flash drive in my right pocket, phone in my left. I never keep anything in my back pockets for fear of breaking something and/or pickpockets :|

You can't hide from the Pickpockalypse

[i2amroy]

I wear a black leather jacket about 6 months out of the year (basically until it gets to the point where the ambient temperature is above 70F). During those months, I carry ALL THE THINGS, in random pocket assignments. Wallet, keys, cell phone, flash drive, random receipts that I accumulate because I always tend to pocket receipts, loose change, etc.

The fact that the pocket assignment is somewhat random often leads to me patting myself down to find out where the hell I put something.

I do this exact same thing, but during the summer I have a vest that has almost the exact same pocket layout.
The crazy thing is that due to the design of the pockets anything stored in the deep pocket on the inside looks like it is stored in the outer pocket on the corresponding side. As such I stick all of my real valuable things in the inner pocket, and then stick anything old into the outer one. It's a built in pickpocket defense!

[Nadaka]

God damn pos: ORA-32036: unsupported case for inlining of query name in WITH clause

you cant run on my computer, but can on every other god damn computer in the office? WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY!

Cause Larry Ellison is a dick.

Solution has been found... it turns out that I selected the wrong oracle driver. A driver with a description that is visually indistinguishable from the correct driver because the drop down menu isn't wide enough to show the last few characters of the description.

[RedKing]

I wear a black leather jacket about 6 months out of the year (basically until it gets to the point where the ambient temperature is above 70F). During those months, I carry ALL THE THINGS, in random pocket assignments. Wallet, keys, cell phone, flash drive, random receipts that I accumulate because I always tend to pocket receipts, loose change, etc.

The fact that the pocket assignment is somewhat random often leads to me patting myself down to find out where the hell I put something.

I do this exact same thing, but during the summer I have a vest that has almost the exact same pocket layout.
The crazy thing is that due to the design of the pockets anything stored in the deep pocket on the inside looks like it is stored in the outer pocket on the corresponding side. As such I stick all of my real valuable things in the inner pocket, and then stick anything old into the outer one. It's a built in pickpocket defense!

For lulz, you should store loaded mousetraps in the outer pocket. (Just remember that before you go digging through your own pockets, else lulz=ouchies=lulz for everyone else)

[PyroDesu]

I wear a black leather jacket about 6 months out of the year (basically until it gets to the point where the ambient temperature is above 70F). During those months, I carry ALL THE THINGS, in random pocket assignments. Wallet, keys, cell phone, flash drive, random receipts that I accumulate because I always tend to pocket receipts, loose change, etc.

The fact that the pocket assignment is somewhat random often leads to me patting myself down to find out where the hell I put something.


During the summer, I just cram everything in my pants.

Essentially the same except my keys are on a carabiner on the right front belt loop, MP3 player/earbuds/charging cable always in the right jacket pocket, wallet and memory stick in the left, pens in the upper right, pencils (mechanical only) in the upper left. Everything else is random except known minor garbage that I can't be bothered to toss at the moment is always in the back left pants pocket. Cell phone is in an unknown location, but when found, goes in the inner left jacket pocket.