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[Loud Whispers]

Was walking home from the high school as some of the wisest, most clever teenage males on the face of the planet drove by and wittily shouted out to me in passing-"BITCH!"

Truly, the teenagers of this generation are the beautiful hope of the world. May those guys get testicular cancer that sucks out their eyeballs through their nostrils. Buncha smartass lazyass seniors, I assume. Even "bus wanker" would've been more witty and effective of an insult, and I wasn't even anywhere near a bus.

Have mercy on their testicles, for they know not what they do.

[Slayerhero90]

THERE IS NO PEANUTBUTTER. WHY IS THERE NO PEANUT BUTTER.

[Dutchling]

THERE IS NO PEANUTBUTTER. WHY IS THERE NO PEANUT BUTTER.

Damn you. Now I want donuts.

[Flying Dice]

Eh, I've had grown men shout at me from their truck. It's a multi-generation problem.

The solution is to throw a rock at their truck.

[Reudh]

Eh, I've had grown men shout at me from their truck. It's a multi-generation problem.

Yeah, same here. Grown men, young hooligans swerving over the road, etc. "Ya fucking stupid ranga." is quite common still; nowhere near the level it used to be, but still present.

[Slayerhero90]

THERE IS NO PEANUTBUTTER. WHY IS THERE NO PEANUT BUTTER.

Damn you. Now I want donuts.

Now I want donuts. You are a terrible person.

[Solifuge]

Six Strikes copyright protection legislation is hitting the fan. Basically, Film Corporations and Internet Service Providers, having no luck lobbying the government to create anti-piracy legislation, are now getting together to form Corporate Councils in order to make their own laws to protect their interests. Their general lack of concern for due process and constitutionality is pissing me off. And when I get pissed off...

I Vlog. Hard.

[nenjin]

There's a major university in my town directly attached to downtown. So on Fridays and Saturdays, the streets are loaded with drunk college kids. If you're walking downtown, alone at night and you're male, you're almost guaranteed to have someone shout "Fag!" at you from a moving car at least once in your life.

It's funny. Guys do drive-by insults. Women do drive-by flirting. We need less of the former, more of the latter.

[kaijyuu]

I do drive by flirting, and I'm a guy

[misko27]

I do drive by flirting, and I'm a guy

Well... regardless of, other factors, you are certainly quite feminine.

[Slayerhero90]

WHERE MAH PEANUT BUTTER.

[Graknorke]

WHERE MAH PEANUT BUTTER.

In the shop. If there's any open.

[Slayerhero90]

I need it. I need it because toast with honey and peanutbutter.

[Graknorke]

I need it. I need it because toast with honey and peanutbutter.

1: Pick up money, leave house, lock door
2: Walk to shop that sells peanut butter and is currently open
3: Purchase peanut butter

[Slayerhero90]

It's cold, dark, I have no money, and I don't think Momndad would approve. I also might not have been told that nuclear war broke out yet, and I ain't radiation-walking.