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[Akura]

Goddamned parents again. The first thing my stepdad does when I get home is bitch to me about how it's my fault he's throwing out the microwave because I never clean it out, out of the hundreds of times everyone's used it, also completely ignoring the fact that there are no paper towels, and no cloth towels in the vicinity in which to clean it, nor does the kitchen sink work, so there's no water for it.

Then my mother tells me I can only have two bottles of water in the fridge, and catches a fit when I remind her about the kitchen sink.


Please tell me there's a way to get away with murder, please.


EDIT: And now TigerDirect won't accept my VISA gift card as payment. No idea why,there should be enough money on it.

[miauw62]

Great. AVG finally detected AvA rootkits. Luckily, i know of MBAR beta. Malwarebytes anti rootkit. Let's do this.

[Tellemurius]

Great. AVG finally detected AvA rootkits. Luckily, i know of MBAR beta. Malwarebytes anti rootkit. Let's do this.

Why weren't you using that instead of crapware AVG?

[miauw62]

Great. AVG finally detected AvA rootkits. Luckily, i know of MBAR beta. Malwarebytes anti rootkit. Let's do this.

Why weren't you using that instead of crapware AVG?

1. Not my laptop, my parents decide "important" things like antivirus (well, "important" things they know off. Driver updates and the like are all mine. Including proper removal of virusses )
2. Is MBAM a full antivirus? I'd rather just go with avast if I had the chance (and i will try to make my parents use avast with the next computer.)

Either way, time to kill these bitches.

[Tellemurius]

MBAM has a lifetime license for its antivirus mode

[miauw62]

Is it free? That's pretty important and they won't change to something they have to buy if i say it.

[miauw62]

Alliance of Valiant Arms, a F2P game a friend convinced me to play and that i later found out put some rootkits in your system (including keylogger) for it's anti-cheat system.

[Jerick]

Arrgh! My shiny new mp3 player has stopped working. The thing was a Christmas gift and now it's gone completely dead (won't turn on or take a charge of any kind). Added to this I've managed to contract a bad case of flu and am feeling misrable because of it.

[WealthyRadish]

Got a 3 pound smoked sausage for Christmas. I need to go to the DMV soon, so I'm totally bringing it with me to casually snack on. Should be pretty funny.

[Scelly9]

I have a salami.

Delicious.

[dei]

I don't have any meat. Also my computer's power source unit fan will not stop making a vibrating noise that it has made on and off for over a year. I have figured out that there is something loose inside the fan but I don't have the tools to make the proper repairs.

Fuck, I hate being poor. I want something like Girlinhat's computer she posted about in that misplaced tech support thread, not this damnable Compaq Presario 5320US that disappoints me with things like loose fan parts and not being able to support Pixel Shader 2.0, which I require for certain things.

[Thecard]

Mhm.  My computer can't run anything with better graphics than Fallout 3.  And it does that barely, and only with my loud as sin fan going.

[WealthyRadish]

I've had the same problem with my PSU's fan. I just shove a toothpick into it whenever it gets loud. Taking a PSU apart is apparently really dangerous for amateurs, so I haven't bothered opening it up.

Incidentally, the power button is broken on that same computer. To turn it on, I need to reach up into it and jiggle the wires connecting the PSU to the power button, until a connection is made and it turns on.

[Xantalos]

Awesome, all three Mass Effect games for a reasonable price!
...What do you mean I have to install Origin?
(several hours later) Now that I remade my account several times, I'm ready to install the game! ... Or not.
(Installed) Well, that took a hell of a long time. Let's play! I can't wait to customize Shepard and ... why is the game not starting?
(tries again) Why is the game not starting?!
GODDAMNIT HRAGLABLA
(excessive rage at Origin for not starting the game for no reason)

[Bdthemag]

Also enjoy the bonuses of having Origin installed, primarily the fact that it will probably monitor your computer without telling you why or whether or not you agree with it.