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[Thecard]

I'm the opposite of you, Zero.

Are you tall, hairless, and thin?

Err... Five-seven and three-quarters, fat as a turkey hen, and hairy as a bat.

[Heron TSG]

Zoddammit, body, you don't need 400lbs of food RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND. I should be A) absolutely stuffed from dinner (I ate two plates full of goulash.) and B) sleeping. I work in the morning, and I'm wide awake. And hungry. Very hungry. Worst part is, I just had a snack. Still kind of want to eat an entire water buffalo.

Perhaps you are about to grow a foot? That reminds me of when I grew a foot in four months.

[penguinofhonor]

I feel like he's already got two. Another would just be silly.

[Slayerhero90]

What he needs are two more arms. Double the face punching, double the flipoff.

[MaximumZero]

What he needs are two more arms. Double the face punching, double the flipoff.

Quadruple facepunching. The injury is insult enough.

[Thecard]

I dunno.  I feel that could be resolved by just growing extra fists.  The arm parts would be redundant.

[Corai]

I dunno.  I feel that could be resolved by just growing extra fists.  The arm parts would be redundant.

The arms would allow him to facepunch four people at once. Without, he'd be limited to two people's faces at one time.

[Kadzar]

Zoddammit, body, you don't need 400lbs of food RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND. I should be A) absolutely stuffed from dinner (I ate two plates full of goulash.) and B) sleeping. I work in the morning, and I'm wide awake. And hungry. Very hungry. Worst part is, I just had a snack. Still kind of want to eat an entire water buffalo.

Perhaps you are about to grow a foot? That reminds me of when I grew a foot in four months.

When I first read that, I thought you were talking about the body part rather than the unit of measurement, and imagined MZ just suddenly growing a third foot out of, like, his belly button or something.

Fakeedit: consarn it, ninjas!

[Thecard]

I honestly thought you were talking about the body part too.  I realized my mistake upon seeing the facetious comments.

[MaximumZero]

Zoddammit, body, you don't need 400lbs of food RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND. I should be A) absolutely stuffed from dinner (I ate two plates full of goulash.) and B) sleeping. I work in the morning, and I'm wide awake. And hungry. Very hungry. Worst part is, I just had a snack. Still kind of want to eat an entire water buffalo.

Perhaps you are about to grow a foot? That reminds me of when I grew a foot in four months.

Now that we're done with the other type of foot nonsense, I doubt it. Pretty much no man grows after 25, and I stopped at 14ish.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

It isn't impossible, though. The pituitary gland can flip out and reset to growth mode post-puberty. That yours stopped the growth process so abnormally early actually makes that more plausible.

[MaximumZero]

Hmm. Maybe there's hope yet.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

The "hope" part depends upon whether or not your epiphyseal plates have sealed (at your age it is ambiguous, though having stopped growing early could throw off the odds). If they haven't, you will abruptly resume puberty in your mid-twenties and be a medical marvel. If they have, you will get acromegaly.

But the odds of both of these things are very low.

[MaximumZero]

Either way, probably not. I'm taller than both of my parents. *shrug*

[WealthyRadish]

Being tall kind of sucks anyway. Goddamn pants. Uncomfortable beds. Airplane seats. Awkward leapfrogging. The list goes on, really...