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[Akura]

Turns out, my older sister is staying at our step-aunt's, meaning I put together that heavy-ass cot for nothing.

[Gamerlord]

My sister is being a baboon dick again.

Shf barges into my room in the midfle of happy fun time and demands, screaming that i help her with /SOMETHING/ so i ask what it is and she says /SOMETHING/ i say no fucking way because if she wants my help she should ask politely and describe the thing she needs help with and then she whines to mom and im like so angry that i cant even get on the floor and walk the dinosaur nor include proper punctation or anything and this stupid phone has noy caps lock and im about to pass out from asphyxiation because i forgot to breathe while doing this D:<<<<<

If she won't tell you what, you're right to tell her to get bent. 
Or, since it was happy fun time, you should tell her you need help with /SOMETHING/.

Eew.

Wait, does that mean "happy fun time" really is what I thought it was the first time I read it? What kind of person would go on to ask for your help after that?

I was meaning /that/ kinda happy fun time. As in walking the dinosaur, polishing the rifle. Etc. etc.

And i dont know? She's 8 and didnt know what i was doing?

Still quite annoying.

theres something disturbing about this text.

No incestious dinosaur walking involved.

Wait... your profile says you are female... so what rifle were you polishing? 

[Aklyon]

Its complicated. Check a couple pages back in the happy thread for DrPoo's revelation.

[Flying Dice]

"My eight year old sister walked in on me while I was having a wank-"

* Flying Dice leaves thread. 

[Hanslanda]

Its complicated. Check a couple pages back in the happy thread for DrPoo's revelation.

He's mentally female.

[Mego]

"My eight year old sister walked in on me while I was having a wank-"

* Flying Dice leaves thread. 

FD will be in his bunk.

My rage for today (and probably the rest of eternity): The Binding of Isaac. Everything about that game.

[Thecard]

...
Wait, she...
What?
I'm... pretty sure an 8-year old would realize...
I would have at that age, and my sister would have realized at that age...
I think.  Maybe not.  I am the youngest of my family, and have a penis.  Guess I'm probably not a good judge of what your sister would know at that age.


But... uh... things that made me rage today:
Mac is busted (still).
Forever alone (still).
Rabbit is dead (that one's a bit newer).

Alternatively, I'm trying to combat this negativity by growing a beard over the break.
We'll have to see how this turns out.

[Aklyon]

In what way is said Mac busted? (As in, would it work fine if you just installed Win7/Linux on it instead?)

[Thecard]

As in: It's an eMac with a busted motherboard.

[Heron TSG]

Alternatively, I'm trying to combat this negativity by growing a beard over the break.
We'll have to see how this turns out.

YEAH BUDDY. GROW THAT BEARD.

I'm going to be growing back my mutton chops this break, and perhaps a moustache alongside if that works out. If it's still a patchy, scraggly horror I'll just shave it off.)

[SalmonGod]

I think I look better with facial hair, but it also annoys the crap out of me.  Plus marital tension, because my wife finds it abrasive and gets upset anytime it touches her.

[Greiger]

Minor internet rage.

Guild Wars 2 game devs felt an minigame achivement was too hard to get.  The minigame is a tower defense style game, you have 5 yaks loaded with gifts you need to protect from manufacturing toys.  It's a long minigame.

Originally to get the achievement you needed to have all 5 of the yaks survive.  It was doable with either a guild or tons of organization with a PUG but certainly didn't fit a more casual style of a minigame.  The GW2 devs changed it so only one needed to survive, still not really easy, but easier.  So they now give the achivement for just winning the minigame.  There was no special reward for finishing in either case.  The devs decided that the achivement should be the reward for a victory.

I agree with them, and this is coming from somebody who got the achievement before the change.   But sadly their forums are now all up in arms about the change.  Before the change one yak dying caused just about everyone to abandon the game, now you can actually play the game from start to finish without a guild.   Why are people such achievement elitists that they can's see a change for the better?

[Flying Dice]

Because nothing hurts worse than someone shrinking the size of your e-peen.

[Greiger]

Bah, most noticeable effect is 10 points towards you achievement point total, which is the only part visible in the whole achievement system to other players.  When the average player that doesn't really car about achievement grinding has 2500 achievement points, I don't think 10 points is going to matter all that much.

Oh well, that's my rage.  Sometimes I donno why I venture outside the Bay12 forums.   It's violent out there.

[Flying Dice]

Bah, most noticeable effect is 10 points towards you achievement point total, which is the only part visible in the whole achievement system to other players.  When the average player that doesn't really car about achievement grinding has 2500 achievement points, I don't think 10 points is going to matter all that much.

Oh well, that's my rage.  Sometimes I donno why I venture outside the Bay12 forums.   It's violent out there.

Every. Single. POINT.