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[miauw62]

The fact that when I typed "h" into google, it gave me wikipedia for hydrogen as the first hit. Google/wiki conspirators make me RAAAAAAGGE!

What? I tend to get annoyed when the first google result isn't a Wikipedia page.
I mean, what else would I look for on the internet >.>

Porn?

[Dutchling]

The fact that when I typed "h" into google, it gave me wikipedia for hydrogen as the first hit. Google/wiki conspirators make me RAAAAAAGGE!

What? I tend to get annoyed when the first google result isn't a Wikipedia page.
I mean, what else would I look for on the internet >.>

Porn?

There's Japanese squid sex on Wikipedia

[nenjin]

Trim it, you silly penis dick duck goose.

But then people will give me weird looks in the changing room at the gym!

Wich reminds me, i have to go kickboxing today. I dont WANT to!
although getting used as a speed bag by a hot chick is heaven.

Also getting away with murder is eadier than getting away with trimming your crotch hairs.

You seem to not get this, so I'll tell you. Trimming is for the ladies. Who cares what the other people in the locker room think?

[Nadaka]

My insurance company isn't covering the my bridge, when I explicitly called them up and they had previously told me they would.

[DrPoo]

Trim it, you silly penis dick duck goose.

But then people will give me weird looks in the changing room at the gym!

Wich reminds me, i have to go kickboxing today. I dont WANT to!
although getting used as a speed bag by a hot chick is heaven.

Also getting away with murder is eadier than getting away with trimming your crotch hairs.

You seem to not get this, so I'll tell you. Trimming is for the ladies. Who cares what the other people in the locker room think?

Im a stupid person who has english as their second language. I didnt know.
Ill look into it. Thanks.

And sorry for permanently traumatising you guys with my way too intimate business.

[Hanslanda]

Trim it, you silly penis dick duck goose.

But then people will give me weird looks in the changing room at the gym!

Wich reminds me, i have to go kickboxing today. I dont WANT to!
although getting used as a speed bag by a hot chick is heaven.

Also getting away with murder is eadier than getting away with trimming your crotch hairs.

You seem to not get this, so I'll tell you. Trimming is for the ladies. Who cares what the other people in the locker room think?

Im a stupid person who has english as their second language. I didnt know.
Ill look into it. Thanks.

And sorry for permanently traumatising you guys with my way too intimate business.

Argh, my eyes, why would you post such things! But seriously, this is stuff that happens. It doesn't bother me at least.

[dei]

I am about as angry as an orangutan sodomizing himself with a pipe who has had the pipe taken away because Pandora Radio doesn't work in Firefox anymore and I fucking want to listen to some god damn metal that isn't Cradle of Filth or Psychostick while I dump hentai images on Aurorachan. Fuck you internet, fuck you Pandora Radio, and fuck you whoever invented the cockmongling chicanery that is the smartphone and fuck those [EXPUNGED] [REDACTED] fuckwads who made them so popular - which is what I'm blaming me not being able to listen to Pandora Radio in my browser on.

inb4 someone tells me how to fix this and I feel like a douche and the bag it came in.

[Descan]

So... The orangutan caused Pandora Radio to be down?

So that's why they took away his anal pipe dildo?

That poor ape. He doesn't even know what a firefox is, and they're punishing him for it. Let him have his butt-fun anal pipe!

[Hanslanda]

I want to OOCQT, but none of that is appropriate enough.

[misko27]

So, you're the Oraungutan? And Pandora Radio Is your pipe? And Firefox is the sadistic sex scientists in labcoats?

[dei]

Oh god what have I done.

[Hanslanda]

Oh god what have I done.

That's a good question. Sit on this pipe here and I'll explain it to you...

[Skyrunner]

I don't know what's going on anymore ...

Maybe I should stay away from raeg D:

[Loud Whispers]

My rage is I came here to rage and all I see is lots of textual orangutans and butt-pipes.

[Mego]

So I'm playing The Binding of Isaac: Wrath of the Lamb. I just got to The Womb. And the game freezes up during the cutscene. Isaac.exe is nearly maxing out one of my processor cores. I'm pretty sure I'm getting Curse of the Labyrinth, and my computer just can't handle generating a map that big.

Gorrammit. This was going to be a good run. Maybe in an hour it'll finish.