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[misko27]

You probably wouldn't like me and my aversion to showering except when absolutely necessary.

[Hanslanda]

Get over your silly aversion to bad smells?

Everybody poops, dude.

Clearly you missed out on a story greatorder linked in the WTF thread.

I skimmed it, and that's a different situation entirely

Kai is right here: that story was about a guy that had a breakdown and started shitting into bags.

But not exclusively into bags. Ovens and all sorts were there, too.

Sad part is, that's NOT the worst of it.

Two words: Shit. Lasagna.
Two more phrases: Trying to play a shit filled saxophone. Whilst wallowing in a tub filled with your own filth.
One more phrase: Trying to blow up your roommate with paint thinner that is in a toilet.

[Mego]

Get over your silly aversion to bad smells?

Everybody poops, dude.

Clearly you missed out on a story greatorder linked in the WTF thread.

I skimmed it, and that's a different situation entirely

Kai is right here: that story was about a guy that had a breakdown and started shitting into bags.

But not exclusively into bags. Ovens and all sorts were there, too.

Sad part is, that's NOT the worst of it.

Two words: Shit. Lasagna.
Two more phrases: Trying to play a shit filled saxophone. Whilst wallowing in a tub filled with your own filth.
One more phrase: Trying to blow up your roommate with paint thinner that is in a toilet.

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I do not think "what the fuck" is a strong enough response.

[Hanslanda]

I think a more appropriate response would be, "Kill it with fire."

[Xantalos]

I think a more appropriate response would be, "Kill it with fire."

Actually what the sane guy was fearing.

[Hanslanda]

I think a more appropriate response would be, "Kill it with fire."

Actually what the sane guy was fearing.

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Well played, Sane People. Well played.

[Xantalos]

I think a more appropriate response would be, "Kill it with fire."

Actually what the sane guy was fearing.

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Well played, Sane People. Well played.

Indeed. Though I suspect the dude who wasn't batshit crazy was a little bit of a psychopath.

[Reelya]

Get over your silly aversion to bad smells?

Everybody poops, dude.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Sometimes everything is wrong
Now it's time to sing along
When your day is night alone (hold on, hold on)
If you feel like letting go (hold on)
When you think you've had too much of this life, well hang on
...
Well, everybody poops sometimes
Everybody cries
And everybody poops sometimes
And everybody poops sometimes
So, hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on
(Hold on, hold on)

Everybody poops
You are not alone

[Euld]

The problem is, everyone else's poop smells significantly worse than your own.

[Darvi]

Spoiler: Relevant (click to show/hide)

[Reudh]

I. FUCKING. HATE. CENTRELINK.

I was told I could receive more than my parents got for me on the Family Tax Benefit (about $80AUD/week) on Youth Allowance.

Something something they're using Mum's income from last year not this year (this year it's substantially lower) and as a result instead of being able to claim $160/fortnight I can claim $12/fortnight.

They've withdrawn FTB permanently for us too. So we're all of a sudden $80/week poorer. Thankyou, Centrelink. (This is after nearly two weeks of spending four hours in a line, or four-five hours online trying to get things sorted.)

I'm beyond furious.

[nenjin]

http://money.cnn.com/2012/12/10/news/companies/hsbc-money-laundering/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

I like how banks can basically do no wrong. If a private citizen were found guilty of money laundering for both Mexican Cartels AND terrorist organizations, they'd be stapled to the wall, beaten with sticks and then sentenced to 10,000 years in prison.

Instead, HSBC pays a hefty fine and gets to back to doing business as usual. Fucking bullshit. Maybe if someone actually got fucking criminally prosecuted for their behavior, it'd be an actual deterrent to doing it. What do they care though? It's just money, and they're obviously quite fucking good at making more of that.

[10ebbor10]

I hate these Questions

See image A. Discuss the lightning and colors of the painting.
_{Attached image is in Black and white}

[Reelya]

Are smartphones allowed in the test or is this take-home? If you want extra marks, photograph the image, stick it into google's reverse image search, find original and comment on that.

Otherwise just write: "The use of colors in this painting was excellent. They certainly achieved the effect those colors are best known for. They were vibrant, and of the hue that the colors were. The artist managed to bring out the colors inherent in those colors".

Since this is art criticism, replace all the terms it used with the longest synonyms known to man, and try some irrelevant wanky name-dropping that cannot be proved or disproved. Say it was Kafka-esque.

[Dutchling]

That was weird. You edited that after I loaded that post, so when I quoted it there was suddenly extra text. I clicked 'back' and it was gone, quoted again and thetextwasdtilltherewtf.