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[MaximumZero]

You need to find alternative ways to solve your problems.

+1

Seriously, if all you have to add to a discussion is "facepunch lol" then you might consider not posting.

Also, Max-O, shame on you for letting yourself be flanderised in this way! You are a too depthful and well-rounded character to accept such trivialisation. Fight the face-punch!

It was appropriate for the situation. Dude really needs to be punched in the face. People who bet me money and then don't pay up? They get their jaw hammered. Not everyone does it this way. Again, my brother uses a 7 iron. My sister used to use a hot waffle iron. My father and mother used chains and pool cues, respectively. It's a family tradition to beat the hell out of someone who doesn't pay up.

[RedKing]

You need to find alternative ways to solve your problems.

+1

Seriously, if all you have to add to a discussion is "facepunch lol" then you might consider not posting.

Also, Max-O, shame on you for letting yourself be flanderised in this way! You are a too depthful and well-rounded character to accept such trivialisation. Fight the face-punch!

It was appropriate for the situation. Dude really needs to be punched in the face. People who bet me money and then don't pay up? They get their jaw hammered. Not everyone does it this way. Again, my brother uses a 7 iron. My sister used to use a hot waffle iron. My father and mother used chains and pool cues, respectively. It's a family tradition to beat the hell out of someone who doesn't pay up.

Your family reunions must be awesome. Bloody, but awesome.

*looking through the family photo albums*
"And there's your great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather Many-Zeroes. He beat the fuck out of some white settler when he tried to pull that whole '$24 of junk for your whole island' scam."

[misko27]

I need to work, but it's pretty hard to work if I have a fly dive bombing me every 5 seconds. quite a big fly, that is.

I'd get the flyswatter and murder the bastard, but it seems my parents have an allergy to keeping crap in the same place, and need to move everything from it's normal position on a bi-weekly basis >.>

So many flies live in my house I can often catch them in my bare hand.

Reccomendation: Purchase some form of Aerosol Spray, preferably one of those bathroom or kitchen cleaners. A single shot and they can't fly, and since the spray moves so fast, you can move it up closer to them when they land. Then, Crush their crippled asses.

[Lightningfalcon]

When I was six I could catch any fly I saw.  I would then proceed to pluck it's wings off and then kill it while it was flightless.
To this day I still wonder how that didn't evolve into animal cruelty or some other thing.

[Flying Dice]

Heh. I used to fry rolie polies (fine, Armadillidiidae vulgare) with my magnifying glass because they popped like popcorn. I was far too good with focusing that thing into a tight enough beam to melt things rapidly. I think I actually managed to give myself a couple burns; it's a wonder I didn't do more damage to my eyes by staring at the pretty little violet-blue-white dot.

[Vorthon]

One of the stoners on the bus thought it'd funny this morning to coat his fingers in numbing gel and stick them in my mouth while I was sleeping. Bastard's lucky he didn't lose anything.

[kaijyuu]

I'll refrain from creative ways of waking you up in the future.

[Euld]

One of the stoners on the bus thought it'd funny this morning to coat his fingers in numbing gel and stick them in my mouth while I was sleeping. Bastard's lucky he didn't lose anything.

You're a kinder man than I.  I would have broken a few of those fingers with extreme prejudice D:<

[Vorthon]

I came really close to biting his fingers off, before I realized he's probably disease-ridden.

[Yoink]

He stuck... His dirty fingers... In your mouth?!!

KILL.

[Vorthon]

I don't know whether they were dirty, but I wouldn't put it past him to be carrying blood-borne pathogens.

[Yoink]

I'll admit, when you said "stoner" I imagined some grubby, giggling dreadlocked dude in a stained woollen jumper who probably slept on the bus. My brain likes to jump to the worst possible conclusions, I guess... That and I figured he must have obviously looked like a stoner.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

If someone tried that to me they would be down a few fingers.

Also probably a few ribs and maybe an ear.

[Corai]

Somebody do that with me they would had been kicked in the balls so hard they'd become a lady.

[Yoink]

Yeah, I would probably go completely batshit. It's one thing for people to laugh at me if I fall asleep on public transport, quite another for them to shove their disease-ridden fingers in my mouth. Eugh.