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[Sirus]

When I was a kid, carrots were the only vegetable I'd eat. I still like them, but I've branched out a bit

When I was a kid, one of the only vegetables I liked was Broccoli. My parents were shocked, to say the least.

And also very angry, because I utterly refused and continue to refuse to eat any and all lettuce. That stuff is horrific and vile.

You poor person. You haven't lived until you have had a fresh and delicious salad.

[kaijyuu]

Someone should invent a seedless cucumber because I can't stand the soggy insides of pickles. I like them crunchy.

... I think they have those. I'm sure of it actually, cuz I touched about two hundred of them today.

Excellent. Now make me some dill pickles with them

[Yoink]

I'LL BRING EXTRA MAYONNAISE

Edit: ...No. Just no. I think this is one picnic I shall sit out.

[Flying Dice]

Someone should invent a seedless cucumber because I can't stand the soggy insides of pickles. I like them crunchy.

... I think they have those. I'm sure of it actually, cuz I touched about two hundred of them today.

Ye gods the innuendo potential.

Steve smiles upon your debauchery.

Yea, and Steve looked down from His pad, and He saw that the bros were making lighthearted sexual jokes, and it was good.

On the topic of other things I enjoy in my mouth, I practically live off salad nowadays. Not least because the salad bar at my uni dining hall has whole banana peppers every day.

[Hanslanda]

When I was a kid, one of the only vegetables I liked was Broccoli. My parents were shocked, to say the least.

And also very angry, because I utterly refused and continue to refuse to eat any and all lettuce. That stuff is horrific and vile.

You poor person. You haven't lived until you have had a fresh and delicious salad.

This. Salad was the only food I craved in jail. Fucking salad with some fatty, delicious ranch dressing on it.

Someone should invent a seedless cucumber because I can't stand the soggy insides of pickles. I like them crunchy.

... I think they have those. I'm sure of it actually, cuz I touched about two hundred of them today.

Excellent. Now make me some dill pickles with them

Haha, I'm sure you could find some at your local grocery store. If not, you can get them to order them for you. And making pickles is easy. You just need vinegar, some herbs like dill and stuff, and time. And jars.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

You poor person. You haven't lived until you have had a fresh and delicious salad.

I have salads. They just involve no lettuce and more garbanzo beans.

[kaijyuu]

Haha, I'm sure you could find some at your local grocery store. If not, you can get them to order them for you. And making pickles is easy. You just need vinegar, some herbs like dill and stuff, and time. And jars.

We shall see! And the pickles shall be incredible.

I've actually made (or rather, helped make) dill pickles before so it shouldn't be that difficult.

[Hanslanda]

You poor person. You haven't lived until you have had a fresh and delicious salad.

I have salads. They just involve no lettuce and more garbanzo beans.

... Like cucumber salads and stuff?

[Sirus]

You poor person. You haven't lived until you have had a fresh and delicious salad.

I have salads. They just involve no lettuce and more garbanzo beans.

That's not the same thing and you know it
Bean salad =/= salad.

_{I don't really care, actually, this is lighthearted banter}

[MetalSlimeHunt]

You poor person. You haven't lived until you have had a fresh and delicious salad.

I have salads. They just involve no lettuce and more garbanzo beans.

... Like cucumber salads and stuff?

No. Garbanzo beans and croutons. GARBANZO REPRESENT.

That's not the same thing and you know it
Bean salad =/= salad.

_{I don't really care, actually, this is lighthearted banter}

*BLAM*

I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.

[Frumple]

Salad doesn't necessitate lettuce.

Frankly, it doesn't even necessitate vegetables. Apples and pears and bananas and lemons and oranges and... man, I don't know. Throw the whole fruit stand into a bowl.

[kaijyuu]

"Salad" is an ill defined term. Here, they make Jello salads, frog eye salad (I have no idea what the "frog eyes" are but they're small and round), and fruit salads with like whipped cream and stuff.

[Hanslanda]

Salad doesn't necessitate lettuce.

Frankly, it doesn't even necessitate vegetables. Apples and pears and bananas and lemons and oranges and... man, I don't know. Throw the whole fruit stand into a bowl.

Grapefruit salad?

[Loud Whispers]

Salad doesn't necessitate lettuce.

Frankly, it doesn't even necessitate vegetables. Apples and pears and bananas and lemons and oranges and... man, I don't know. Throw the whole fruit stand into a bowl.

Grapefruit salad?

ALL THE SEEDS

[Sirus]

But just about anywhere you go, if you request "salad", you'll get something that involves lettuce. Thus, lettuce salad is the true salad.