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[Vorthon]

Both?

I postulate that adding the phrase "and I hooked it up to a bong" makes anything, and I do mean anything, more interesting. Gas masks, science fair projects, ex's, the LHC, anything.

Crashing clouds of bong smoke into each other at nearly the speed of light?

... That actually sounds a little awesome.

[Hanslanda]

Both?

I postulate that adding the phrase "and I hooked it up to a bong" makes anything, and I do mean anything, more interesting. Gas masks, science fair projects, ex's, the LHC, anything.

You just made my fucking night.
But seriously. I did. And when the cops came, that was the only thing they left, except for my three feet tall hookah. Because the hookah was too big, and they didn't realize that bongmask was paraphenalia, because cops have no idea what they're looking for.

Both?

I postulate that adding the phrase "and I hooked it up to a bong" makes anything, and I do mean anything, more interesting. Gas masks, science fair projects, ex's, the LHC, anything.

Crashing clouds of bong smoke into each other at nearly the speed of light?

... That actually sounds a little awesome.

 A little awesome? I would die happy.

[Scelly9]

Heh, they left a hookah because it was too big? How hilariously inept.

[Hanslanda]

Heh, they left a hookah because it was too big? How hilariously inept.

Twice. First the normal cops. Then the DEA. The fucking FEDERAL AGENCY DEA LEFT MY POT HOOKAH BECAUSE THEY SAID IT WAS TOO BIG.

[Vorthon]

...Dafuq?

[Scelly9]

It's too big! It couldn't possibly be used for drugs!

Bahahaha

[Hanslanda]

...Dafuq?

Yeah. That's what I said. I also didn't get arrested. And I was superhigh on acid at the time. Fifteen hits high. One hit makes normal people ravening, insane wierdos. And I took fifteen times that.

It's too big! It couldn't possibly be used for drugs!

Bahahaha

That's what she said. There was a superhot DEA agent. She was hawt. But mean.

[Scelly9]

It's too big! It couldn't possibly be used for drugs!

Bahahaha

That's what she said. There was a superhot DEA agent. She was hawt. But mean.

Really? Oh, wow that is even more funny.

[Frumple]

A plan of subtle escalation. The DEA intends on slowly ramping up the size of the paraphernalia they'll confiscate until such a point that the only thing they don't is the size of buildings and thus easily identifiable. Simultaneously making their job easier and the world a more interesting place.

It is a perfect plan, and sight unseen due to the sheer ridiculousness of it.

[Hanslanda]

Yeah. I had two friends there, they were playing a banjo and a guitar. The cops let them keep playing. And the big cop was like, "Whats it like being on acid?"
I was like, "I'm extremely fucked up?"

A plan of subtle escalation. The DEA intends on slowly ramping up the size of the paraphernalia they'll confiscate until such a point that the only thing they don't is the size of buildings and thus easily identifiable. Simultaneously making their job easier and the world a more interesting place.

It is a perfect plan, and sight unseen due to the sheer ridiculousness of it.

...
Have I mentioned how much I love your posts?

[GlyphGryph]

Yeah. That's what I said. I also didn't get arrested. And I was superhigh on acid at the time. Fifteen hits high. One hit makes normal people ravening, insane wierdos. And I took fifteen times that.

"He's got this giant tube thingy! That could be used for smoking stuff, right?"
"Well, yeah, sure, but LOOK at him - he's clearly fucked up on acid or something!"
"But we couldn't find any!" (because he hid the evidence in his body)
"Hmm... you're right. I guess there's nothing incriminating here. Let's go."

Also, isn't acid one of the few drugs that has a "maximum effective dose" or something to that extent, where you can't actually get any more high? I'm not sure if 15 caps that out or not, of course.

[Fenrir]

And the big cop was like, "Whats it like being on acid?"
I was like, "I'm extremely fucked up?"

What is it like being on acid? *Fenrir not being interested enough to actually try, assigning a negative expected utility to the experience, and far too cowardly anyway.*

[Hanslanda]

Yeah. That's what I said. I also didn't get arrested. And I was superhigh on acid at the time. Fifteen hits high. One hit makes normal people ravening, insane wierdos. And I took fifteen times that.

"He's got this giant tube thingy! That could be used for smoking stuff, right?"
"Well, yeah, sure, but LOOK at him - he's clearly fucked up on acid or something!"
"But we couldn't find any!" (because he hid the evidence in his body)
"Hmm... you're right. I guess there's nothing incriminating here. Let's go."

Also, isn't acid one of the few drugs that has a "maximum effective dose" or something to that extent, where you can't actually get any more high? I'm not sure if 15 caps that out or not, of course.

I don't think so. I think you can just take enough to go fucking crazy though.

And the big cop was like, "Whats it like being on acid?"
I was like, "I'm extremely fucked up?"

What is it like being on acid? *Fenrir not being interested enough to actually try, assigning a negative expected utility to the experience, and far too cowardly anyway.*

Hmm. Ever been super super tired? And you see shadow people and stuff? It's nothing like that.
Look at the wall. Now imagine the wall was rippling, subtly. Something like that. All colors are enhanced. Faces are awesome looking. Eyes are deep wells of insanity, don't go there. Mirrors. Fucking mirrors man.

[Frumple]

That, uh. That's worrisome. That's been basically my default state since as far back as I can remember.

Vis... visual snow looks like an acid trip? I'm suddenly, uh. Something. Somewhat surprised, maybe? I guess acid is more intense or something.

[Fenrir]

Is it useful in any way? Does it grant insights, as I have seen Internet-stoners assert?