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Author Topic: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Trust-o-nomics Edition  (Read 3785126 times)

Hanslanda

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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« Reply #16455 on: October 10, 2012, 09:20:26 am »
Quote from: RedKing on October 10, 2012, 09:17:54 am
Quote from: Darvi on October 10, 2012, 09:13:52 am
Flippin' touch-pad can zoom out but not in. You all look so small, which makes me kinda feel awesome, but it's frustrating trying to read your posts.
ITS OKAY MAN WE STILL LOVE YOU DOWN HERE


REDKING IS SO NICE.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« Reply #16456 on: October 10, 2012, 09:21:01 am »
Quote from: Hanslanda on October 10, 2012, 09:20:26 am
Quote from: RedKing on October 10, 2012, 09:17:54 am
Quote from: Darvi on October 10, 2012, 09:13:52 am
Flippin' touch-pad can zoom out but not in. You all look so small, which makes me kinda feel awesome, but it's frustrating trying to read your posts.
ITS OKAY MAN WE STILL LOVE YOU DOWN HERE


REDKING IS SO NICE.

DARVI WE LOVE YOU. PLATONICALLY.
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Quote from: kaijyuu on September 25, 2012, 08:30:18 pm
Mr Wrex, please do not eat my liver.

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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« Reply #16457 on: October 10, 2012, 09:22:52 am »
Guys, don't even get started.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« Reply #16458 on: October 10, 2012, 09:38:35 am »
Quote from: nenjin on October 10, 2012, 09:22:52 am
Guys, don't even get started.

WHY NOT?
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« Reply #16459 on: October 10, 2012, 09:45:06 am »
Quote from: nenjin on October 10, 2012, 09:22:52 am
Guys, don't even get started.
I'm sorry.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« Reply #16460 on: October 10, 2012, 09:46:17 am »
Quote from: Darvi on October 10, 2012, 09:13:52 am
Flippin' touch-pad can zoom out but not in. You all look so small, which makes me kinda feel awesome, but it's frustrating trying to read your posts.
Ctrl+0, my friend.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on December 25, 2015, 09:30:24 pm
Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« Reply #16461 on: October 10, 2012, 09:52:19 am »
Quote from: MaximumZero on October 10, 2012, 09:46:17 am
Quote from: Darvi on October 10, 2012, 09:13:52 am
Flippin' touch-pad can zoom out but not in. You all look so small, which makes me kinda feel awesome, but it's frustrating trying to read your posts.
Ctrl+0, my friend.

Quote from: Darvi on October 10, 2012, 09:13:52 am
Flippin' touch-pad

Assuming that's correct, your HP-fu is weak, grasshopper. There is no Control or Zero, only the smooth mirror to the soul. Which should totally zoom in with a reverse-pinch gesture.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
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Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« Reply #16462 on: October 10, 2012, 11:09:00 am »
Quote from: RedKing on October 10, 2012, 09:52:19 am
Quote from: Darvi on October 10, 2012, 09:13:52 am
Flippin' touch-pad

Assuming that's correct, your HP-fu is weak, grasshopper. There is no Control or Zero, only the smooth mirror to the soul. Which should totally zoom in with a reverse-pinch gesture.
A lot of people call the trackpad mouse on a laptop a touch-pad. Besides, if it was one of mine, it should have been spelled/grammar'd TouchPad.
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Quote from: Bauglir on December 26, 2015, 01:16:49 am
Quote from: MaximumZero on December 25, 2015, 09:30:24 pm
Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« Reply #16463 on: October 10, 2012, 02:08:03 pm »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loop-switch_sequence

I found one today in production code.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« Reply #16464 on: October 10, 2012, 02:28:53 pm »
Quote from: Nadaka on October 10, 2012, 02:08:03 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loop-switch_sequence

I found one today in production code.

I can only imagine what the rest of the codebase is like.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« Reply #16465 on: October 10, 2012, 02:34:03 pm »
Haha, even I haven't ever written anything that bad.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« Reply #16466 on: October 10, 2012, 02:49:43 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on October 10, 2012, 11:09:00 am
Quote from: RedKing on October 10, 2012, 09:52:19 am
Quote from: Darvi on October 10, 2012, 09:13:52 am
Flippin' touch-pad

Assuming that's correct, your HP-fu is weak, grasshopper. There is no Control or Zero, only the smooth mirror to the soul. Which should totally zoom in with a reverse-pinch gesture.
A lot of people call the trackpad mouse on a laptop a touch-pad. Besides, if it was one of mine, it should have been spelled/grammar'd TouchPad.
Details. Also, that literally stopped being an issue hours ago.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« Reply #16467 on: October 10, 2012, 02:56:49 pm »
I probably wrote something like that back in Apple BASIC or Commodore BASIC. Or my ugly, grinding attempts to learn IBM QBASIC (which is where I said "fuck programming" and thus turned my back on a life of fame and luxury).
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
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Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« Reply #16468 on: October 10, 2012, 03:00:19 pm »
Quote from: Telgin on October 10, 2012, 02:28:53 pm
Quote from: Nadaka on October 10, 2012, 02:08:03 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loop-switch_sequence

I found one today in production code.

I can only imagine what the rest of the codebase is like.

its actually worse than that.

instead of a switch statement, it is a sequence of if statements. Not even if else if statements. Each one will be tested every time.
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Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't comin' back...
I don't care cause I'm still free, you can't take the sky from me...

I turned myself into a monster, to fight against the monsters of the world.

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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« Reply #16469 on: October 10, 2012, 03:02:13 pm »
So, uh. For the uninitiated, what would that do, exactly? Slow things down in general?
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