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[Xantalos]

Okay.

[Hanslanda]

Remind me never to get in a fight with Hans.

I fight pragmatically. That is to say, I go for the eyes, throat and other delicates first. And if that doesn't work, I seek out a weapon. Everything is a weapon. I can kill somebody with a newspaper.
Then again, I've never had to actually fight anyone. So, I could be a total pussy. But I know a lot about human weaknesses, because... What else might I be fighting?

[Xantalos]

Let's say Mike Tyson fused with a grizzly bear and a tiger.

[Wrex]

I have gotten in a fight before, a couple years back when I was still in High School. Now, I don't quite remember what happened, except I -think- his arm was broken in three places.


Back on the topic of Rage: KOTOR II. Why, oh why wasn't it finished?

[MaximumZero]

No worries there. Iron Mike will wink on the side he's throwing a punch at you before he throws. You just have to be quick.

[armeggedonCounselor]

Remind me never to get in a fight with Hans.

I fight pragmatically. That is to say, I go for the eyes, throat and other delicates first. And if that doesn't work, I seek out a weapon. Everything is a weapon. I can kill somebody with a newspaper.
Then again, I've never had to actually fight anyone. So, I could be a total pussy. But I know a lot about human weaknesses, because... What else might I be fighting?

Bears.

That said, I too fight pragmatically. I also believe that honor is all well and good, but at the end of the day it's the person who walks away that wins the fight. So I'll make you a soprano as an opener. I'll go for joints, eyes, ears, anything. My goal in a fight is to get you down to the ground, and then stomp on your rib cage until you can't get back up. I won't purposely kill you, but I won't lose sleep if it does happen.

Well, okay, maybe a little bit. I'm not a psychopath. But I won't feel remorse until afterward.

Also, my e-peen is bigger than yours!

[Xantalos]

I have gotten in a fight before, a couple years back when I was still in High School. Now, I don't quite remember what happened, except I -think- his arm was broken in three places.


Back on the topic of Rage: KOTOR II. Why, oh why wasn't it finished?

Oh, Obsidian. People would hail you as the semi-new Bioware if you only finished it.

[MaximumZero]

-snip-

What, you mean you can't just punch a flaming hole in someone's chest?

[Xantalos]

-snip-

What, you mean you can't just punch a flaming hole in someone's chest?

I'm...adept in combat, I'd guess? I dunno, I've never actually gotten in a real fight and intend to keep it that way. The only emergency measure I really have is to try to break the veil separating me and my origin.

[MaximumZero]

That was actually aimed at the e-peen above.

[Xantalos]

I don't think I can punch a flaming hole in anything but a piece of paper, so bleh.

[Wrex]

Don't mention Bioware. Thinking about Bioware, and ME3 in particular, is liable to enger great anger. Actually, this would be the place for it.


In Short, fuck bioware, EA has drained your heart and soul.

[Xantalos]

It's almost like the very iconic villan from the newest equine tv show has greyed-out Bioware. Except he wouldn't do that; it's too horrible even for him.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

When I played KOTOR II I finished the main sequence of selectable missions, but got to the end of Dantooine and experienced some manner of showstopper glitch that I could not work past.

Suffice it to say that I was very unhappy.

[Kedly]

I feel like I'm the only person who still likes Bioware. Stupid shit pulled lately aside, I still feel like they have the best stories