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[Hanslanda]

Wrex is secretly Shang Tsung, and accidentally palette-swapped whilst impersonating Hans.

Does this mean we get to have a awesome shapeshifter battle on top of a disintegrating skyscraper under a fully eclipsed full moon while meteors rain down behind us and a giant mech fights a giant dinosaur with frikkin' lazer beams?

[kaijyuu]

Cod I hope so.

[Wrex]

I'd watch that.

[MaximumZero]

I'd watch that.

That would be difficult, given that you'd be in it.

[Hanslanda]

I'd watch that.

That would be difficult, given that you'd be in it.

Nah, we'd both take a moment to enjoy the backround spectacle before resuming our battle. But I wouldn't confine myself to normal forms like, "I'ma dragon! I'ma giant mantis!" No. I'd be like, "I'm a motherfucking eldritch abomination tentacle and crabclawed superbeast with an armored hide three foot thick and no CNS or organs to speak of."
Because shapeshifters way underutilize their powers.

[Xantalos]

I'd watch that.

That would be difficult, given that you'd be in it.

Nah, we'd both take a moment to enjoy the backround spectacle before resuming our battle. But I wouldn't confine myself to normal forms like, "I'ma dragon! I'ma giant mantis!" No. I'd be like, "I'm a motherfucking eldritch abomination tentacle and crabclawed superbeast with an armored hide three foot thick and no CNS or organs to speak of."
Because shapeshifters way underutilize their powers.

They totally do. So much potential...

[MaximumZero]

"Ha! Hit me now, ya bastard! Can you hit a LASER BEAM!? No? Didn't think so!"

[Xantalos]

"Hey, dumbass. Enjoy your death; I'm a giant mass of concentrated gamma rays."

[MaximumZero]

"I am black hole!" *turns into Kirby*

[The Watcher]

"Hey, dumbass. Enjoy your death; I'm a giant mass of concentrated gamma rays."

That would hurt, as you rapidly decay into a handful of less energetic rays. A lot of you would disappear as you, the gamma rays, react with your opponent.

[armeggedonCounselor]

If you're going to go absolutely ridiculous, go with a neutron star or a supermassive black hole.

Of course, if your shape shifting powers are restricted by physics, you wouldn't be very effective in either case.

[MaximumZero]

Why not just turn into a universe?

[Xantalos]

"Hey, dumbass. Enjoy your death; I'm a giant mass of concentrated gamma rays."

That would hurt, as you rapidly decay into a handful of less energetic rays. A lot of you would disappear as you, the gamma rays, react with your opponent.

...Good job. "Instead of gamma rays, I'm now pure energy."

[Hanslanda]

Why not just turn into a universe?

Motherfuckers, I AM GOD.
*Whoosh*
"Um, what just happened? Did he teleport away?"
NO.
"We're boned."

[Wrex]

Remind me never to get in a fight with Hans.