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[MetalSlimeHunt]

I just want to get out of here, I don't care about messing with him. And the bathrooms are public.

[Hanslanda]

There is one room, and that is the room.

In this case, there is only a single option. Wait until he leaves. Put saran wrap across the doorway at face height. Put strong fishing line at ankle height somewhere after that. Cover the saran wrap with habanero oil.

Then bring in your black friends, and tell them what he thinks of black people. Station them strategically in the room to flank, outgun, and outmaneuver him. Their weapons? Tube socks full of soap. Buckets of cold, cold water. Buckets of oil, or melted butter, or something viscous. Feathers.

You're so mature MSH. :/

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I wouldn't exactly describe my persistent belligerent rage as being mature.

[Jervill]

Considering the shit you are putting up with, not allowing yourself to beat the crap out of that guy is being mature.

[Hanslanda]

I wouldn't exactly describe my persistent belligerent rage as being mature.

As Jervill said, you haven't given into the rage. This is maturity. Knowing when to beat someone bloody and when not to.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

And now he's closed the door, lessening my ability to use my calculator even further.

Not like it matters now. I'm too angry to do math right now. Last time I tried to do math while this angry I stabbed a pen through my notebook and bit a mark into my hand.

He and I had an eye-lock just now. If he knows how pissed I am, he doesn't care.

[kaijyuu]

There are many definitions of "maturity" but so long as you're taking the most rational course of action, you fit mine.

[Jervill]

And now he's closed the door, lessening my ability to use my calculator even further.

Not like it matters now. I'm too angry to do math right now. Last time I tried to do math while this angry I stabbed a pen through my notebook and bit a mark into my hand.

He and I had an eye-lock just now. If he knows how pissed I am, he doesn't care.

Doesn't your dorm building/floor have a lounge you can do homework in?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Yeah, but it's all the way on the ground floor and will take 10 minutes to and from. No point when I need to leave at 2:40.

Furthermore, I will not be forced out of my own room by this motherfucker.

[GlyphGryph]

...why don't you just open the door and turn the lights back on, telling him you'll be gone in 20 minutes?

I assume it's because something bad will happen, but I'm curious as to what.

[GoombaGeek]

Turn on the lights?

If he can dick around with the upholstery, so can you. Just do something to show that you aren't going to completely subscribe to his crap.

I'm really unqualified with advice

[MetalSlimeHunt]

If I do that he'll just turn it back.

It's a fight or nothing, and I'm not fucking up a potential transfer no matter how much I want to fight him.

[Jervill]

So the plan is to hold out until then.

Anyways, I have more of a mild irritation than a rage, but still: People need to know bus etiquette.  Mostly this one:
"Your bag belongs on your lap, not taking up the seat next to you. If you’re standing, make room by moving to the back of the bus or to the center of the train."

There is no need to be crowded in the center of the bus when there is open space near the back, people.

[MaximumZero]

MSH is really bro. I would've pepper sprayed his pillow long before this. (Not the pillowcase, mind you, the pillow itself.)

[MetalSlimeHunt]

He loves rap far too much to be accepted by the KKK.