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[nenjin]

Sterile or not, I would have let that one go. :|

[Yoink]

Dude, this is Wrigley's Juicy Fruit we're discussing here.

...Now that I google it, I don't think they sell it over here any more. SO I'M GLAD I ATE THAT GUM WHILE IT WAS STILL BEING SOLD

[miauw62]

Sterile or not, I would have let that one go. :|

Same here. If it fell in the toilet, it is beyond edible.

[Hanslanda]

Dude, this is Wrigley's Juicy Fruit we're discussing here.

...Now that I google it, I don't think they sell it over here any more. SO I'M GLAD I ATE THAT GUM WHILE IT WAS STILL BEING SOLD

...
I'm sorry Yoink, but I don't care if it was Cocaine Gum with LSD filling, I wouldn't have... Actually, nevermind. Carry on. Some things are worth it.

[Yoink]

Sterile or not, I would have let that one go. :|

Same here. If it fell in the toilet, it is beyond edible.

...

Have you... Have you people never tasted Wrigley's Juicy Fruit before? D: Oh man. Just... Oh man.

Fakedit Ninja:

Dude, this is Wrigley's Juicy Fruit we're discussing here.

...Now that I google it, I don't think they sell it over here any more. SO I'M GLAD I ATE THAT GUM WHILE IT WAS STILL BEING SOLD

...
I'm sorry Yoink, but I don't care if it was Cocaine Gum with LSD filling, I wouldn't have... Actually, nevermind. Carry on. Some things are worth it.

Finally, some sanity. 

[penguinofhonor]

Flat tire. Motherfucker.

[Sirus]

Flat tire. Motherfucker.

Got a spare? 

[nenjin]

I grew up on Wrigley's. It's good. Just not "mouth full of pee and disinfectant" good.

[Sirus]

I grew up on Wrigley's. It's good. Just not "mouth full of pee and disinfectant" good.

A thousand times this <_<

[Yoink]

That line... It just... Oh man, I laughed. Damn you, Miauw, for beating me to the quotes thread!

[The Darkling Wolf]

Hey, food's food

[Loud Whispers]

...On the other hand, I once dropped an almost-full packet of chewing gum in the toilet as I was peeing. Was I about to let my precious gum go to waste? Nuh-uh. Good thing disenfectant handwash didn't seem to spoil the taste too badly.

What are the...

Btw, I do believe a one 'Yoink' shall be joining my pantheon as the God of unsavoury principles, alongside Xantalos, the God of generic Godness, The Darkling Wolf, God of keys and all things amorphous and Duuvian, God of striving (and corn).

[The Darkling Wolf]

Since when am I in a pantheon?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I push the door so it closes, and Worst Person in the World wordlessly stops it and pushes it back open. Then he turns off the lights while I'm using a dim calculator so he can play Cod in backlit dimness while he sings about how great white people are to his internet friends.

Eeheh. Eheeehhe. I'd beat this motherfucker if I didn't know I might have a chance to get out of here soon. I can't believe it. 18 years of dealing with people's bullshit, and this is the guy who manages to be so beyond all that my brain is screaming at me to just hurt him.

But I have self-control, no matter how good it would feel to repeatedly slam him in a metal door and throw him down four flights of stairs.

[Hanslanda]

I push the door so it closes, and Worst Person in the World wordlessly stops it and pushes it back open. Then he turns off the lights while I'm using a dim calculator so he can play Cod in backlit dimness while he sings about how great white people are to his internet friends.

Eeheh. Eheeehhe. I'd beat this motherfucker if I didn't know I might have a chance to get out of here soon. I can't believe it. 18 years of dealing with people's bullshit, and this is the guy who manages to be so beyond all that my brain is screaming at me to just hurt him.

But I have self-control, no matter how good it would feel to repeatedly slam him in a metal door and throw him down four flights of stairs.

Hand cuffs. Super glue. Jar of spiders.
You know what to do.