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[Xantalos]

I've had...seven kids, I think. I'm pretty sure you can find them somewhere in the Hellboy universe - they formed this 'secret club' called the Ogru Jahad. Weird name, huh?

[kaijyuu]

So you want your kid to be a version of Tarzan that can cast Meteor Swarm?

Yup. Avoids crippling overspecialization and still gives them all the skills they need to fight off marauding evil ninja clans.



I'm tired and I have a headache and I can't sleep. Raaawr.

[Wrex]

So you want your kid to be a version of Tarzan that can cast Meteor Swarm?

Yup. Avoids crippling overspecialization and still gives them all the skills they need to fight off marauding evil ninja clans.



I'm tired and I have a headache and I can't sleep. Raaawr.

.......That's how it starts.

[Flying Dice]

So you want your kid to be a version of Tarzan that can cast Meteor Swarm?

Yup. Avoids crippling overspecialization and still gives them all the skills they need to fight off marauding evil ninja clans.



I'm tired and I have a headache and I can't sleep. Raaawr.

What about dealing with elves? Sarcasm needs social contact to develop.

[miauw62]

I should test it on my niece...

Is it wrong that i read niece as mice?

[MaximumZero]

If I ever have kids, I'm raising them the way my parents raised me: on The Cramps and X-Ray Spex.

I'd prefer to keep my kid to Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, and Megadeth, but she lives in two houses. For now.

[Hanslanda]

If I ever have kids, I'm raising them the way my parents raised me: on The Cramps and X-Ray Spex.

I'd prefer to keep my kid to Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, and Megadeth, but she lives in two houses. For now.

Maximum Zero: Violating the laws of space and time to raise his daughter with two parents.

[MaximumZero]

Naw. I just have leverage. I don't want to use it, but the ex-wife is dinging me for child support, even though she said she wouldn't. So, I'll probably turn her in for possession of narcotics and get full custody, even though I said I wouldn't.

[Reudh]

Naw. I just have leverage. I don't want to use it, but the ex-wife is dinging me for child support, even though she said she wouldn't. So, I'll probably turn her in for possession of narcotics and get full custody, even though I said I wouldn't.

Oooh snap. Mess with Max and he'll cut ya.

[Willfor]

I should test it on my niece...

Is it wrong that i read niece as mice?

I, unfortunately, have no mice.

[Yoink]

My leg aches inexplicably. My head aches too, but that's explained by the late hour and staring at screens too much.
The forums are being slow, as is the rest of my internet. I am now informed that my niece and nephew (these ones 5 and 4, respectively) are going to be staying for an entire week, not just the weekend. Apparently it's raining outside, but I cannot hear it due to my deafness. What I can hear however, is some distant, constant humming from some goddamn machinery or similiar. It's really bugging me at the moment, just on the edge of my hearing, driving me crazy.
All in all, I am irritated at the moment.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Naw. I just have leverage. I don't want to use it, but the ex-wife is dinging me for child support, even though she said she wouldn't. So, I'll probably turn her in for possession of narcotics and get full custody, even though I said I wouldn't.

Oooh snap. Mess with Max and he'll cut ya.

I guess we really are time clones, since I'd probably do that as well.

[miauw62]

You may want to see into that humming Yoink, there is a certain medical condition that can cause a beeptone to constantly bother you.

[Yoink]

Hehe, naw it's not that kind of sound. (I've had it before, briefly.) Other people can hear the noise that was bugging me earlier, so it ain't just in my head. It was just annoying that I could somehow hear that distant sound whilst being unable to hear the rain outside.

[miauw62]

Ah, alright.
Better safe then sorry i guess.